vikingTON Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 1 hour ago, Empty It said: Aye but it's only on the news now because ferries break down more according to P&Bs resident seething mess. 27 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Yep, nothing to do with them falling under the watch of an anti-Union party. They never broke down, ever, under Labour. 15 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Which is basically code for 'We're lifelong Tory voters and won't say anything bad about them even if we don't agree with what they're doing.' Interesting crossover with the Calling Cards of Morons thread, this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Just now, virginton said: Interesting crossover with the Calling Cards of Morons thread, this. If you stopped being the West of Scotland's resident virgin for one minute, you'll find that I happily slag the SNP off for their various idiotic policies and stances on a wide range of issues. Sticking up for Unionist broadcasters is something I never thought I'd see from you, but here we are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 3 minutes ago, TheScarf said: If you stopped being the West of Scotland's resident virgin for one minute, you'll find that I happily slag the SNP off for their various idiotic policies and stances on a wide range of issues. Sticking up for Unionist broadcasters is something I never thought I'd see from you, but here we are. You're sticking up for Cal Mac and a bunch of demonstrably incompetent and previously bankrupt shipbuilders, on behalf of the political party that has overseen the current nick of an effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 5 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Carlisle being further east than Edinburgh was one that surprised me. I remember reading something years ago which referred to Barcelona being on Spain's northeast coast and thinking that's not right. On consulting a map, you could argue both northeast and southeast are correct. What blew my mind was realising it was further north than Madrid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 45 minutes ago, tamthebam said: My workmate is off sick having broken her ribs. Her surname is Ferry. Did someone roll on/roll off? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Bloody SNP Fog, getting ferries cancelled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcastic Bairn Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 23 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: I remember reading something years ago which referred to Barcelona being on Spain's northeast coast and thinking that's not right. On consulting a map, you could argue both northeast and southeast are correct. What blew my mind was realising it was further north than Madrid. It's further north than New York as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 The diameter of Australia is wider than the diameter of the moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I just stand blocking the door until the plebs get the message and move aside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSJ.84 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 7 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: 'spatial awareness you neanderthal muppets' T-shirt worthy imo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nae Union Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 8 hours ago, Zetterlund said: The only thing the news about maintenance costs is missing is dumbing it down into units of measurement the seething masses can relate to. £26 million would pay 1000 new nurses for a year. The equivalent cost of 300 new electric buses. Etc. Or one giant robotic one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 5 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: Folk who crowd round the train doors at Queen Street/Waverley knowing full well that everyone on the train will be getting off at this stop leaving a tiny wee avenue for folk to squeeze through Make sure you stand on somebody's foot as you step down onto the platform. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Wondering why cancelled ferries is all of a sudden newsworthy is apparently sticking up for Cal Mac now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 5 minutes ago, Nae Union said: Or one giant robotic one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Empty It said: Wondering why cancelled ferries is all of a sudden newsworthy is apparently sticking up for Cal Mac now... Pretending that cancelled ferries 'happened all the time before' - they didn't, the nick of the service being offered right now is an enormous downgrade in delivery - is indeed sticking up for Cal Mac. All to fit into the exact same moonhowling media conspiracy nonsense on behalf of your favourite political team that was (correctly) marked as the calling card of a moron. But apparently not if the media in question is Scottish rather than UK and the team is in yellow rather than blue/red. Edited May 18, 2023 by vikingTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucyintheskywithdiamonds Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 When someone opens their legs and lets out a fart,aimed in your direction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 7 minutes ago, Lucyintheskywithdiamonds said: When someone opens their legs and lets out a fart,aimed in your direction. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 On 17/05/2023 at 20:38, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Just as I was about to let off a ripper I saw a colleague approach from the side, I swear I clenched so hard, my throat puffed up like a mating frog. Well, y'know, it's never too late to learn the trumpet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 On the stats thing, the closest US state to Africa is Maine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 2 hours ago, virginton said: Pretending that cancelled ferries 'happened all the time before' - they didn't, the nick of the service being offered right now is an enormous downgrade in delivery - is indeed sticking up for Cal Mac. All to fit into the exact same moonhowling media conspiracy nonsense on behalf of your favourite political team that was (correctly) marked as the calling card of a moron. But apparently not if the media in question is Scottish rather than UK and the team is in yellow rather than blue/red. Do you converse with people with such contempt in real life? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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