Guest bairnbabe Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Colleagues who make personal calls all day and then have the nerve to moan that nobody has touched their outstanding work on overtime. They also go away for tea-breaks an hour after returning from lunch and don't divert their phone to somebody else and just leave it to everybody else to fight it out to answer the phone when it rings. Do some f*ckin work instead of sitting about pretending to work and you might get somewhere. Why are you bothering, its not like your going to be there for long now is it? And as for doing some work.. take yer ain advice and get back to work instead of posting on here!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Quarter to four in the 2nd week of my holidays ALREADY!!! :angry: Never passes this quick in the office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flogelsleftpeg Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Blokes in pubs who order a pint of millers, when it is quite obviously just fucking miller. Gets on my wick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Blokes in pubs who order a pint of millers, when it is quite obviously just fucking miller. Gets on my wick. A similar example which gets on my nerves (except not as 'manly') is when people bang on about Mistletoe and Wine singer 'Cliff Richards'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyfan Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 A similar example which gets on my nerves (except not as 'manly') is when people bang on about Mistletoe and Wine singer 'Cliff Richards'. Or people that go to Asdas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Stand Bairn Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Why are you bothering, its not like your going to be there for long now is it? Because I'm professional and don't make personal calls unless it's an absolute emergency. And any incoming personal calls I try to get rid of asap and will be like that until the day I retire. The thing that bothers me is my colleague sits across from the line manager and she doesn't seem to bother either. Guess some of us are just that way inclined at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Sporting a killer cleavage today, he spent the whole time talking to my face. He is evidently gay. Have you checked him for a pulse LM? Sounds like the guy is dead from the waist down, if it's any consolation I wouldnt have looked once at your face 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Have you checked him for a pulse LM? Sounds like the guy is dead from the waist down, if it's any consolation I wouldnt have looked once at your face I don't actually think he's gay, I'm just trying to convince myself as it's a nicer thought that 'he doesn't fancy you, you hacket old boot'. I would love to find his pulse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I don't actually think he's gay, I'm just trying to convince myself as it's a nicer thought that 'he doesn't fancy you, you hacket old boot'. I would love to find his pulse. Trust me not a man alive wouldn't fancy you he must either be gay or blind! And yes I bet you would! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 (edited) Trust me not a man alive wouldn't fancy you he must either be gay or blind! And yes I bet you would! Your post makes me want to vomit. That is all. EDIT - unless I am being whooshed and you are doing it on purpose Edited May 29, 2007 by stuart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford-Rover Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Your post makes me want to vomit. That is all. EDIT - unless I am being whooshed and you are doing it on purpose Never take anything I say on GN too seriously! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Your post makes me want to vomit. That is all. EDIT - unless I am being whooshed and you are doing it on purpose Nope, I don't think you're actually being whooshed at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 people dying when they are not supposed too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I don't know what car I want/need/how much money I want to spend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Blokes in pubs who order a pint of millers, when it is quite obviously just fucking miller. Gets on my wick. Good shout, I agree totally. Same with people who call it "Marks and Spencer's", for f**k's sake it's MARKS AND SPENCER. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 None of those compare to someone saying 'I'm just going to do the hoovering'. When they own a fucking Electrolux. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 None of those compare to someone saying 'I'm just going to do the hoovering'. When they own a fucking Electrolux. What would you say instead?! I'm going to do the electroluxing?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 What would you say instead?! I'm going to do the electroluxing?! I'd say "Can you do the vacuuming?" or "Can you vacuum the house?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Does it annoy you then when someone may say "the tannoy at the football was too loud today"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 'Vacuuming' is such an Americanised word in my opinion. I always say 'hoovering' and I own a Dyson, so ner ner ner ner ner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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