Guest Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 12 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This absolute w**k The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and boarded up. There is nothing to avenge, no scores to settle once wounds have healed. And upon further reflection, a good number of them turned out to be self-inflicted. This writer is of the firm belief that our tears become holy in the form of ink on a page. Once we have spoken our saddest story, we can be free of it. And then all that’s left behind is the tortured poetry. To quote Niles Crane: "If you tortured that metaphor any more you'd be before a tribunal in the Hague." Wid although I'd be slightly scared of getting an album written about me if I didn't text back in 30 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Google app (at least on my Android phone) has moved the search bar from the middle to the bottom of the screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 10 hours ago, tamthebam said: Is one of Taylor's songs called "Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning"? If not she can f**k off. Signed Paul Neil Milne Johnstone of Redbridge AKA Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings after he threatened to sue. BTW are you on a Hitch-hikers theme today? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 People that decide to ask you a barrage of questions when you are eating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 26 minutes ago, philpy said: People that decide to ask you a barrage of questions when you are eating. What like? Are you eating now? What you got? Is it good? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, philpy said: People that decide to ask you a barrage of questions when you are eating. Wait until after 17:00 before eating then. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Folk talking about teams going up a league saying that their squad will struggle, as if every single team doesn't make signings in the summer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 31 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Folk talking about teams going up a league saying that their squad will struggle, as if every single team doesn't make signings in the summer. Hopefully Scotland make a couple of additions after promotion to the top of the Nations league 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 19 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Hopefully Scotland make a couple of additions after promotion to the top of the Nations league I trust the manager to make the signings we need. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 The hall for the wife's party tonight, and this is in the kitchen. We won't be going back their. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, philpy said: The hall for the wife's party tonight, and this is in the kitchen. We won't be going back their. Their loose is your gain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeartsOfficialMoaner Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, philpy said: The hall for the wife's party tonight, and this is in the kitchen. We won't be going back their. Winner takes it all, looser has to fall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 3 hours ago, philpy said: The hall for the wife's party tonight, and this is in the kitchen. We won't be going back their. "Loose your deposit" is the kind of line I'd expect to hear in an adult Sense & Sensibility adaption. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 4 hours ago, philpy said: The hall for the wife's party tonight, and this is in the kitchen. We won't be going back their. Your English isn't much better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 1 hour ago, BFTD said: "Loose your deposit" is the kind of line I'd expect to hear in an adult Sense & Sensibility adaption. I'm loosing a deposit just now. Probably about a four and a half on the old Bristol chart. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 4 hours ago, HeartsOfficialMoaner said: Winner takes it all, looser has to fall. BAAB's top chart hit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 4 minutes ago, PogoStick said: People who pronounce onion - ungyun There is no G in onion There's a doctor somewhere who checks your shite every two years that will disagree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 9 hours ago, just me 2 said: Your English isn't much better. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 6 hours ago, PogoStick said: People who pronounce onion - ungyun There is no G in onion See also - sandwich "sangwich" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 9 hours ago, carpetmonster said: I'm loosing a deposit just now. Probably about a four and a half on the old Bristol chart. @Zen Archer (Raconteur) - another one for the spreadsheet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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