An Sionnach Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Oh lord, make it stop! Nae cash = nae fags = nae booze = nae luck! PAY ME MY £886 TAX CREDITS NOW YA BASSA'S! Spare us a ciggie anyone?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 TAXI for Phoenix! Tacks-ey for Phoenix? I'd appreciate it if P&B'ers would cease chiselling away at my already fragile disposition. I'm trying to keep my spirit level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 PAY ME MY £886 TAX CREDITS NOW YA BASSA'S! Don't say I didn't warn you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I'd appreciate it if P&B'ers would cease chiselling away at my already fragile disposition. I'm trying to keep my spirit level. You know p and b though - always having to hammer the point home to an already splintered audience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 You know p and b though - always having to hammer the point home to an already splintered audience. I agree with this post. Really hit the nail on the head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Don't say I didn't warn you! Tis only Monday! She said 'early this week'. I blame the lack of nicotine for the increased impatience! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Tis only Monday! She said 'early this week'. I blame the lack of nicotine for the increased impatience! Ordered this for you - let me know if you want my driver to deliver to work or house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Ordered this for you - let me know if you want my driver to deliver to work or house. Thanks. Work, WORK, NOWWWWWWWW!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Thanks. Work, WORK, NOWWWWWWWW!!! Mmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmm......I. Am. In. Flavour. Country. *puffs* I don't even smoke, but I made an exception today, just because I can afford it, eh kilty? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Mmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmm......I. Am. In. Flavour. Country. *puffs*I don't even smoke, but I made an exception today, just because I can afford it, eh kilty? You evil man! I'm off for a cigarette now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Mmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmm......I. Am. In. Flavour. Country. *puffs*I don't even smoke, but I made an exception today, just because I can afford it, eh kilty? You utter bastrad! Although trust you to opt for Marlboro.... ....gayest of all the fags! I'm a real man, JPS Black for me! B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I'm off for a cigarette now. *Whimper* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 JPS Black, the cigarette for the discerning tramp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 *Whimper* Oh, man up and get over yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Oh, man up and get over yourself. Helen the cleaner has just come on duty - I see a fag-poncing opportunity! 'Man up...'?! Some sort of 'yoof-speak', no doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Helen the cleaner has just come on duty - I see a fag-poncing opportunity! If you are quick you can call out to her rapidly retreating figure: "Don't worry helen, I'm not going to try and sexually assault you today, I just want to ponce a fag off you...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 If you are quick you can call out to her rapidly retreating figure:"Don't worry helen, I'm not going to try and sexually assault you today, I just want to ponce a fag off you...." Aye, that should work. Thanks for sharing the wealth of your chat-up line experience with us! I should be in with a good shout either way, she's just bougt me a bag of crisps! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Burgundy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Helen the cleaner has just come on duty - I see a fag-poncing opportunity! 'Man up...'?! Some sort of 'yoof-speak', no doubt. why not just get the baggage handlers to pinch a few hundred out of a bag.....I suggest checking the carousel for flights from tenerife/Gran Canaria etc as those fuckers always try and bring bag millions of fags to pay for their holiday. A simple yet effective answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 why not just get the baggage handlers to pinch a few hundred out of a bag.....I suggest checking the carousel for flights from tenerife/Gran Canaria etc as those fuckers always try and bring bag millions of fags to pay for their holiday.A simple yet effective answer. An excellent idea were it not for the small but fatal flaw in your cunning plan Baldrick - namely, HM Revenue & Custsoms and BAA Security CCTV covering the whole of the baggage hall and John Smeaton being one of the baggage handlers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ron Burgundy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 An excellent idea were it not for the small but fatal flaw in your cunning plan Baldrick - namely, HM Revenue & Custsoms and BAA Security CCTV covering the whole of the baggage hall and John Smeaton being one of the baggage handlers! well I had an aquaintance who worked there and he had little difficulty in half inching various items....in my experience CCTV cameras are useless unless someone reports a crime and by the time they have spotted they are 400 fags down it's too late.... What hapens to the fags they seize anyways..there must be a staff room at the airport where they dish out all the goodies you collect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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