Half A Person Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 It's nearly xmas. "what's so bad about that?" you may ask. I'l tell you what's so bad. It's going into shops where they have musical santas and reindeer that people keeping pressing and pressing and they think its hilarious that some tacky gift that costs about £30 plays a burst of jingle bells. It's having to visit annoying relatives that you only ever hear from about once a year. It's the grown men that go to football games wearing santa suits. It's going xmas shopping and getting stuck behind parents who insist on buying nearly every toy on the shelf and then ask the shop assistant 20 questions. It's the ancient films which seem to be shown over and over every year. Bah humbag. Yours sincerely, A scrooge. I LOVE Christmas! Even things like the old films on TV at Christmas - I love all that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HGG Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 I LOVE Christmas!Even things like the old films on TV at Christmas - I love all that! Oh sh*t. I'd forgotten about that. I've got Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, The Sound of Music, Oliver Twist and Mary Poppins to avoid all over again haven't I??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, I'm fairly sure King Kebab posted that on the Nightshift... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 I'm fairly sure King Kebab posted that on the Nightshift... No, that was "Pretty Shitty Gang Bang" you're thinking of!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Having No Money 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Par Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 No, that was "Pretty Shitty Gang Bang" you're thinking of!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 No, that was "Pretty Shitty Gang Bang" you're thinking of!!! How could I make such a basic schoolboy error!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee Par Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Exams 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 (edited) Still a tad hungover, 5 and a half hours into ma shift Edit to add: Also, the buttons on my shirt are chafing my nipples, not fucking pleasant Edited November 29, 2007 by Lordofthewing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 overly happy people who want to spread their joy by saying things like cheer up it might never happen despite given them a look that says f**k off and die you c**t. these are usually the type of people who are wacky at parties 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 overly happy people who want to spread their joy by saying things like cheer up it might never happen despite given them a look that says f**k off and die you c**t. these are usually the type of people who are wacky at parties Cheer up, it might never happen fella. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 people who 'lol' when having a conversation with you, why?!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 people who 'lol' when having a conversation with you, why?!!!! Like actually say the word "lol" or people who just laugh ? Do tell more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 people who 'lol' when having a conversation with you, why?!!!! Lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 (edited) Like actually say the word "lol" or people who just laugh ?Do tell more. they actually say it when they find something funny grrrrr edit was for grrrrrrrr(i just wanted to emphaisis how annoying it is to me!!) Edited November 29, 2007 by the jambo-rocker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 they actually say it when they find something funny grrrrredit was for grrrrrrrr(i just wanted to emphaisis how annoying it is to me!!) If someone did that in my presence I would probably kick them in the face and piss on them. Then shout "rofl". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 If someone did that in my presence I would probably kick them in the face and piss on them.Then shout "rofl". That's a bit mild, what about shouting "ROFLMAO"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 (edited) If someone did that in my presence I would probably kick them in the face and piss on them.Then shout "rofl". Why not say "PMSL" Edited November 29, 2007 by MW RRFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowanthebluenose Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 That's a bit mild, what about shouting "ROFLMAO"? Because it would set someone up chop my ass off with a ROFLCOPTER 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Because it would set someone up chop my ass off with a ROFLCOPTER Good point. You should maybe drink some lmaonade before departing the scene on a pair of lollerskates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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