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I've just read reviews of the hotel I have just booked................

"When we arrived at the hotel it was around 2 am, the main door was locked and we were greeted by a drunk icelandic man, we checked in and were given no information just handed our key and were expected to know where to find our room"

"You can't believe how small the rooms are. You have to negotiate who moves when and where"

"The rooms really are extremely small and the beds, the most uncomfortable I’ve ever slept in – even compared to the various 1 and no star hotels and campsites I’ve stayed in around the world! The lumpy pillow and the very narrow single beds in our twin room were appalling and being quite petite myself, I honestly wonder how anyone with a larger frame could sleep in such conditions. Each morning I woke up with severe back pains that I’ve never experienced before. The shower room is equally as tiny and crammed and smelt of rotten eggs!

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It's fuckin baltic outside <_<

Yes, yes it is. My car is very accurate with the temp and it said it was -7 this morning when I left for work. I'm about to leave for home now, we'll see what the car says the temp is.

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As per usual, the weather will probably decimate most of the footy fixtures over the next couple of weeks. :(

The purists who complain about synthetic pitches will eat humble pie while they watch Soccer Saturday, as I freeze my balls off watching us getting humped by East Fife.

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Our American fridge freezer was picked up tonight and now have a shitty normal fridge freezer <_< Where the hell will i put all my Xmas beer now :(:(

Aye those Bailiffs are pure b*****ds. Imagine taking it so close to Xmas. ;)

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Our American fridge freezer was picked up tonight and now have a shitty normal fridge freezer <_< Where the hell will i put all my Xmas beer now :(:(

When we got our american fridge I kept the old one we had as purely a drinks fridge. If it packs in I`m getting another one for the same purpose. I keep it in the cupboard under the stairs. :D

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As per usual, the weather will probably decimate most of the footy fixtures over the next couple of weeks. :(

I really hope the game with Clyde on Saturday is called off. It's the annual trip up north to be with the inlaws for Christmas this weekend. :(

The game being off would be a wee bonus.

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Buses - I was making my way to the Kings Inch Road stop when the 747 drew up. I waved my pass at the driver and he smiled, waved back then, when I was within 20 feet of the stop, he pulled away. Fucker! :angry:

Oh, and I bumped into a lassie last night who works in the Garscadden Nursery. After exchanging a few pleasantry's about how cold it was, our cats etc, she said:

'Didn't you have a daughter who went to the nursery?'

'Yes, that's Roisin, she's in S2 now and will be 13 in February'

'Oh she was such a character in nursery'

'Oh, really'

'Aye, she used to sing that song about Berwick'

*Gulps, blood turning to ice as she speaks* 'Did she?'

'Aye, it was something like Berwick, Super Berwick'

'No-one likes us, we don't care, we hate Stranraer, Irish bastards, and we'll chase them everywhere'

'Aye that's the one. She used to sing it at the top of her voice in nursery - what a lassie'

5 seconds of proud father - the rest of the evening thinking 'What have I done?!?! :ph34r::(:lol:

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I had just stepped in the shower and the door went. Thinking it could be something important, I jump out and put a towel round me. Turns out it was one of my neighbours from downstairs (wee Mags her name is)

I thought it was going well (well, apart from her horror at me first of all opening the door in just a towel, that's enough to give anyone recurring nightmares) and then she starts going on about how this is such a great time of the year, and that one week today we will be celebrating the brith of Jesus.

I thought we had nice neighbours, where did it all go wrong?

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I had just stepped in the shower and the door went. Thinking it could be something important, I jump out and put a towel round me. Turns out it was one of my neighbours from downstairs (wee Mags her name is)

I thought it was going well (well, apart from her horror at me first of all opening the door in just a towel, that's enough to give anyone recurring nightmares) and then she starts going on about how this is such a great time of the year, and that one week today we will be celebrating the brith of Jesus.

I thought we had nice neighbours, where did it all go wrong?

So she just chapped your door for a wee chat??

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