Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Me and few of the boys were having a bit of banter outside and he comes along with his burd and makes a pishy dig at me. So i reply with "least it never took me 3 weeks to stick one up my burd" (she was waiting for the correct time to have sex with him so she wouldnt get used) I was expecting worse if I be honest having seen some of your straight to the point posting. Dinnae feel too bad about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 i made a total below the belt comment to a boy at work today when he was with his burd and feel like a arsehole for doing it. Also got a £100 quid fine - talk about fucking karma And the ton fine was for...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reina Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I just witnessed a bad car crash on the way home from work. Happened about 100 metres in front of me!I was just driving along as normal looking at the car lights in front of me when all of a sudden this Corsa weaved left and then fish-tailed right and smashed into the central reserve, turned around on impact to face back on to the road and seemed to drive forward and took out a 4x4. I had to break quite sharply and pull up on to the verge on the side of the road with the hazzard lights on to alert other drivers. Some idiots still flew past and over all the debris at 70+mph though and I'm surprised that it didn't end up more than two cars that were written off. I saw that the folk in the cars were Ok and then got out of the way to call the police. Scary stuff like, I cant believe that the two folk walked away from it and it certainly was another eye opener for me about the potential consequences of dangerous driving. Ooft, I hate when things like that happen. I saw an accident quite recently and one of the drivers was in a pretty bad way and it really makes you stop and think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordofthewing Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 The amount of folk who ask for SAAS forms confusing undergraduate with postgraduate, it isn't fucking rocket science!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 The Rangers ticket hotline What use is it saying "Thank you for holding" only to cut you off two seconds later saying "I'm sorry, all our operators are busy, please try again later"?? Of course they're all busy, that's why I was on hold in the first place you automated p***k! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 For goodness sake, someone stop the damn rain and wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robosaintee Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Paper cut! Bloody sore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 For goodness sake, someone stop the damn rain and wind. Say "please" and I'll think about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Say "please" and I'll think about it. Do it, or I'll kick you in the knackers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Do it, or I'll kick you in the knackers. Feel free - they're redundant anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Feel free - they're redundant anyway. Doesn't mean it won't hurt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Doesn't mean it won't hurt. Doesn't mean I won't enjoy it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Doesn't mean I won't enjoy it. Andy last night, you this morning. What the hell has gotten into you lot? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Andy last night, you this morning. What the hell has gotten into you lot? Cancel my request. I don't mind sharing you with Adam but Andy as well................... what kind of fellow do you take me for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Cancel my request. I don't mind sharing you with Adam but Andy as well...................what kind of fellow do you take me for? I thought it was Adam you were interested in, to be honest. I felt like a pawn in your game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Andy last night, you this morning. What the hell has gotten into you lot? Whoa - I think you need to be a little more specific there Either that, or my memorys going 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Andy last night, you this morning. What the hell has gotten into you lot? Is this a different Andy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Whoa - I think you need to be a little more specific there Either that, or my memorys going Is this a different Andy? Sorry! Campbell. Not you two. There's too many Andy's on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Sorry! Campbell. Not you two.There's too many Andy's on here. If you cant keep up with all your men, maybe you need some sort of tracking system, or a notepad Alternatively, just go for ones with the same na ... aah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I thought it was Adam you were interested in, to be honest. I felt like a pawn in your game. I think Adam has enough on his plate making a fist of things with you. You'll never be a pawn in my eyes - surely you are fitting to be a Queen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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