dave258 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 RiG, how the f**k do you manage to send 1600 texts in a month? That's over 50 a day you sad b*****d! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Having to pick raisins or sultanas or whichever rabbit-dropping looking dried fruit it was out of curry sauce. Ugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Odd shoes I can just about cope with, but how the f**k do you get toothpaste in your hair? He was following the directions on the tube of toothpaste........... Place a knob of toothpaste onto head if he had moved his thumb he would have seen the rest of the sentence........ of toothbrush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Having to pick raisins or sultanas or whichever rabbit-dropping looking dried fruit it was out of curry sauce. Ugh. Solution: Buy curry sauce without rabbit droppings in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Solution: Buy curry sauce without rabbit droppings in. Well, Adam's Mum sent it over, and you can't very well say "You can have that back. It's got rabbit droppings in it", can you? Anyway, I never knew they were in there until I poured the jar out, and I know damn well Adam won't eat them, so I had to pick them out really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Well, Adam's Mum sent it over, and you can't very well say "You can have that back. It's got rabbit droppings in it", can you? Anyway, I never knew they were in there until I poured the jar out, and I know damn well Adam won't eat them, so I had to pick them out really. It really is like having a child! (Although I'd be the exact same ) I text him earlier, he didn't text back the big gay : 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 It really is like having a child! (Although I'd be the exact same ) I text him earlier, he didn't text back the big gay : He's got no credit. You're the one crying, you must be the big gay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 He's got no credit. You're the one crying, you must be the big gay. A point well made. In that case I expect a full page PM detailing his views on the pros and cons of an ageing, German ex-*** signing for his beloved Clyde when he gets in! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 The 2nd division board. It's turned into a fucking playground . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberman Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 Gas and electric bill £350 wtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted March 11, 2008 Share Posted March 11, 2008 I apologise Kiwififer. I will retract the statement saying that XBL was the cleverest spastic to have ever lived. The reason for my retraction is simply I forgot about Stephen Hawking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coup Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 standing up and the keyboard being really low down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 standing up and the keyboard being really low down Similarly, getting up and not realising your foots trapped in the headphone cable. Happens every other day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Crap goalkeepers with ginger hair who make a hash of the most basic defensive play, costing your side two priceless points. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTID Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Folk who use Champ Manager as their reference point when backing up their fitba knowledge. ie. 'Well he's good in Champ Man so...' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 He's got no credit. You're the one crying, you must be the big gay. That will be on his tombstone. Here lies Adam McKechnie - 'He's run out of credit.....' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazel1884 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 RiG, how the f**k do you manage to send 1600 texts in a month? That's over 50 a day you sad b*****d! I sent 1700 texts last month...though that will be curbed as I deleted a lot of numbers the other day in a bid not to speak to them so much, especially when drunk! It's shocking, although I blame texting a boy non stop Crap goalkeepers with ginger hair who make a hash of the most basic defensive play, costing your side two priceless points. He's entertainment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Men ill never get yous. Invite us out to dinner for the 3rd time end up kissing then say you just wanna be pals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistle Blower Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Men ill never get yous. Invite us out to dinner for the 3rd time end up kissing then say you just wanna be pals. What a tit, 3 meals and he never even touched silk ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleburd1876 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 What a tit, 3 meals and he never even touched silk ? sick mate sick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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