gav-ffc Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 My house is fucking roasting, and my fan is broke. The windows are open but it's having little or no effect. Same here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Next time I'm having a spring baby, at least then when I'm roasting it won't be added too by hot weather........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Ayr United Two goals in the last 5 minutes. Useless b*****ds! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiwiDB Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 St Andrews has got to be pretty high... I'm pretty sure Linlithgow is up there as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Why does nobody use landlines anymore? A couple of my mates have just been to my door after going to see Batman and they didn't bother phoning my house asking me to come. Apparently because I didn't reply to their text they just assumed that I didn't want to go, even though they know I hardly ever use my mobile, and I actually don't even have it right now. So I've been stuck in this overly hot house all day doing f**k all. How shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
centralparker Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 (edited) People (usually women) who beome hysterical when a solitary wasp enters a room. The only time I have ever been stung by a wasp is when I disturbed it inadvertently. I have never seen one make a, er, beeline for someone, ready to plunge its sting into naked flesh. Anyway, a wasp sting is pretty harmless, akin to a pin p***k. Bee stings are much nastier. Edited July 27, 2008 by centralparker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 (edited) People (usually women) who beome hysterical when a solitary wasp enters a room. The only time I have ever been stung by a wasp is when I disturbed it inadvertently. I have never seen one make a, er, beeline for someone, ready to plunge its sting into naked flesh.Anyway, a wasp sting is pretty harmless, akin to a pin p***k. Bee stings are much nastier. I'd become hysterical if Number One Wasp entered a room that I was already in - especially if he was accompanied by his alter ego, Allowafletic. Edited July 27, 2008 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I'd become hysterical if Number One Wasp entered a room that I was already in - especially if he was accompanied by his alter ego, Allowafletic. That would indeed, be enough to make anyone become hysterical. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 People (usually women) who beome hysterical when a solitary wasp enters a room. The only time I have ever been stung by a wasp is when I disturbed it inadvertently. I have never seen one make a, er, beeline for someone, ready to plunge its sting into naked flesh.Anyway, a wasp sting is pretty harmless, akin to a pin p***k. Bee stings are much nastier. I do that. It stems from when I was a kid and got stung loads of times on my arms. In fairness I did burn down their nest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Northerner Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 (edited) People (usually women) who beome hysterical when a solitary wasp enters a room. One of my female colleagues will, upon spotting a wasp, start a mantra 'I don't like wasps, I don't like wasps', then rising from her seat will approach within 6ft, say, of the offending insect until she has attracted its attention. The mantra then increases in speed and panic as she is 'chased' around the office. Also works with bluebottles. Edited July 27, 2008 by Millfield Marksman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Duck Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I'm pretty sure Linlithgow is up there as well. What's wrong with Linlithgow? Great place to live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ade Eyemond Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 (edited) People (usually women) who beome hysterical when a solitary wasp enters a room. The only time I have ever been stung by a wasp is when I disturbed it inadvertently. I have never seen one make a, er, beeline for someone, ready to plunge its sting into naked flesh.Anyway, a wasp sting is pretty harmless, akin to a pin p***k. Bee stings are much nastier. My "petty thing" for today is people who insist on trying to use logical arguments when dealing with someone else's phobia(s) Edited July 27, 2008 by Ade Eyemond 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Anything which flies, with the exception of aeroplanes, should be exterminated. It's not natural. I hate all things which fly, except those things which take me on holiday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Oh, and going by the racket I could hear in my bedroom at around 4am, and again at 9am, sound carries quite a bit in this tenement, when the weather's warm and the windows are open. Put it this way, four hours, at each time, all I could hear were, "Oh yes babe", "Oh Aye", "Oh right there", "Oh I'm cumming babe", "Aye, aye aye". Classy burd too, obviously. Memo to self: keep windows closed when getting lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Oh, and going by the racket I could hear in my bedroom at around 4am, and again at 9am, sound carries quite a bit in this tenement, when the weather's warm and the windows are open.Put it this way, four hours, at each time, all I could hear were, "Oh yes babe", "Oh Aye", "Oh right there", "Oh I'm cumming babe", "Aye, aye aye". Classy burd too, obviously. Memo to self: keep windows closed when getting lucky. You can hear the couple upstairs from my flat banging away. It honestly lasts for a matter of minutes and as a result I can't look the guy in the eyes when I see him. I love knowing the people downstairs can hear us, and intentionally try and cause as much noise as possible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 You can hear the couple upstairs from my flat banging away. It honestly lasts for a matter of minutes and as a result I can't look the guy in the eyes when I see him.I love knowing the people downstairs can hear us, and intentionally try and cause as much noise as possible The people in one of the houses round the corner from where I live are so loud that you can hear them when you're walking down the street past the house at any point between 7pm and 1am without fail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 You can hear the couple upstairs from my flat banging away. It honestly lasts for a matter of minutes and as a result I can't look the guy in the eyes when I see him.I love knowing the people downstairs can hear us, and intentionally try and cause as much noise as possible This boy either had a spare dildo under his pillow, or was on the coke, because it went on for hours. I was desperately listening today for his door closing, so I could get a swatch at the burd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Stupid b*****ds that feed the shithawks on beaches. Absolute fucking murder. Inconsiderate idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 I phoned my best female friend last night at about 3.30am ish to ask her to come round and sleep with me (as in share a bed) because I was lonely. I only found out after she phoned me earlier today Cringetastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeeJay Posted July 27, 2008 Share Posted July 27, 2008 Why does nobody use landlines anymore?A couple of my mates have just been to my door after going to see Batman and they didn't bother phoning my house asking me to come. Apparently because I didn't reply to their text they just assumed that I didn't want to go, even though they know I hardly ever use my mobile, and I actually don't even have it right now. So I've been stuck in this overly hot house all day doing f**k all. How shite. If in the house on my own and the phone rings, I check my mobile to see if I have any missed calls - if not, I just let the landline ring out. If it is one of my mates/relatives they always know to try my mobile first. Otherwise, it'll be an aunt you can't be bothered making small talk with or some telemarketer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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