Michael W Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Bloody women getting annoyed as I said county meant more than her. Theres that ride out the window Idiot! They don't like hearing the truth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Bloody women getting annoyed as I said county meant more than her. Theres that ride out the window Maybe she didn't quite catch the inclusion of the "o" in County? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I now have Girls Aloud "The Loving Kind" in my head! Think that's bad? I've had this in my head for about 8 months......... Catchy tune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 When I was being frisked last week, some scouse woman was being told to take the fertilizer out her hand luggage. She never knew what was wrong with this. I found it funny.She also had 10 tins of soup, I heard her say, "you can't get it in Tenerife". Who the f**k takes fertilizer to Tenerife??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlesgaKillie Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Heres something that gets on my nerves. Hookers whose teeth grate against your "member" and those that tell you after the moneyshot that thats your whack. Im not bitter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stainrod's Fedora Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Probably already mentioned, The Netherlands being referred to as Holland. Totally wrong. The equivalent of the United Kingdom (or Great Britain at the Olympics) being called England. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 but if u watch the Olympics via our own commentators if the competitor is English then they are English and commented on briefly as a British athlete and should they be from another home nation then they are ONLY British but anyways a petty wee thing that i hate is people wearing shoes with jeans and i mean like the kind you would wear with a suit (i leave it with the spacing so its easy to make a quote from for if u wanty post it elsewhere for lolz) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 (edited) Down in Kaikoura (South Island) today, to watch whales out in the bay. Except they didn't show, and I was sea sick for the first time in my life. And Christchurch is pish, for a town it's size there was f**k all happening on a saturday night. For the money we spent, I could have been in the bloody gold coast for the weekend Edited April 4, 2009 by kiwififer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 P&B has gone mental. It's telling me that the post above this one was posted at 15:40 today today. That's the future! What's the Rovers score, TS? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 P&B has gone mental.It's telling me that the post above this one was posted at 15:40 today today. That's the future! What's the Rovers score, TS? more lucratively...who won the national? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 more lucratively...who won the national? It doesn't start til quarter past 4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 It doesn't start till quarter past 4 drat. having put my 50p on priest's leap. I'd quite like a bit more rain/mud in the next 3 hours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 drat. having put my 50p on priest's leap. I'd quite like a bit more rain/mud in the next 3 hours. My money's on Big Fella Thanks. I've also got some pennies scattered about the outsiders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Heres something that gets on my nerves. Hookers whose teeth grate against your "member" and those that tell you after the moneyshot that thats your whack.Im not bitter. You get what you pay for,maybe you should have gone for a better class of hooker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Think that's bad? I've had this in my head for about 8 months.........Catchy tune. I did think it was bad, you have trumped me though. I just hope it isn't stuck in my head for 8 months... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 (edited) I've also got some pennies scattered about the outsiders. :angry: For some reason, PaddyPower.com didn't take my bets. I wouldn't have made much money, only about a fiver or something, but still, that's two pints Fucking Irish. Cerium finished fifth at 100-1! Robbing b*****d Edited April 4, 2009 by Dunc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Mates are going out in Edinburgh tonight, I can't go because I'm a little skint. The tables will be turned when I'm over there next Sunday and they have work on Monday morning though B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Mates are going out in Edinburgh tonight, I can't go because I'm a little skint. The tables will be turned when I'm over there next Sunday and they have work on Monday morning though B) Edinburgh closed next weekend for repairs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Strapped on the Bass to give it a bit of laldy.Not a f ing squeak.Not sure it its the guitar or the amp.Screwdriver out to morrow.And the solder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Down in Kaikoura (South Island) today, to watch whales out in the bay. Except they didn't show, and I was sea sick for the first time in my life. And Christchurch is pish, for a town it's size there was f**k all happening on a saturday night. For the money we spent, I could have been in the bloody gold coast for the weekend Did you get your money back from the whale watching folk- you're meant to if you don't see any. Christchurch is probably the most boring place in the whole of NZ- it doesn't have the small-town inbred animalism of other shitehole NZ towns like Whangerai or Gisborne, but there is nothing going on in the centre apart from one wee strip of bars (Oxford Terrace?). The scenery is quite nice in the parks but considering the masses of other scenery in the South Island it's small beer. Just go and enjoy the TranzAlpine, the West coast of the South Island is like nothing you've seen in yer puff- you've got the shite bit out the road now. And I really hate how their sporting teams win the cricket + rugby every year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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