Monster Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Some people are never happy He's a Killie. The two states of being are mutually exclusive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I really want to go out and enjoy the nice weather before getting blootered tonight, but it's just far too hot for me. I'm generally a sweaty person (please do not mistake sweaty for stinky) and if I went out in this I'd end up in a puddle. Plus, being a ginger I would probably turn into a big blister as well. A big blistery puddle. It's not a good look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I really want to go out and enjoy the nice weather before getting blootered tonight, but it's just far too hot for me. I'm generally a sweaty person (please do not mistake sweaty for stinky) and if I went out in this I'd end up in a puddle. Plus, being a ginger I would probably turn into a big blister as well. A big blistery puddle. It's not a good look. how about antiperspirant and sun cream? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Horrible weather. It's gone from 30c & beautiful sunshine to 13c & heavy rain in less than a week. We have 10 more days of this too, apparantly. Doesn't rain in the pub, and even if the roof caved in and if it did, NINETY TWO PENCE A PINT would mean I'd be wet and drunk before I'd go home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Doesn't rain in the pub, and even if the roof caved in and if it did, NINETY TWO PENCE A PINT would mean I'd be wet and drunk before I'd go home. You speak the truth good sir. Unfortunately I am going to some charity event thing that is mostly outdoors, so I won't be drinking 92p beer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 You speak the truth good sir. Unfortunately I am going to some charity event thing that is mostly outdoors, so I won't be drinking 92p beer Enjoy your Gay Teetotallers Pride march. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Enjoy your Gay Teetotallers Pride march. You're close, it does involve men waxing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) Amaing weather. Fucking loving today. Played football at 2 until about half 3, then took a wee 3 mile stroll home in the sunshine. Curretnly sitting out the back with the laptop and Vimpto. Fucking bliss b*****d, wrong thread. Edited May 29, 2009 by Money Mayweather 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 how about antiperspirant and sun cream? Doesn't work. I'm quite a hairy guy, and every now and again I'll give the pits a good seeing to. I don't sweat as much, but the first few days are horrible because of the constant itch. As for the suncream, I think I might have some somewhere, but I've given up. I'm going to go for a little FM session before I go out tonight. FM ----------- Going out. You know it's that good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Having finally finished my uni exams for the summer, thus ending a period of social exclusion, I find that none of my mates are in, or else are working today. Inconsiderate b*****ds 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Having finally finished my uni exams for the summer, thus ending a period of social exclusion, I find that none of my mates are in, or else are working today. Inconsiderate b*****ds Play FM! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 FRIDAYS aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Quiet all week then everybody wants a courier,ive got drivers off,holidays sick etc.What a nightmare... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Am i ever going to get out of here....? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 FRIDAYS aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.Quiet all week then everybody wants a courier,ive got drivers off,holidays sick etc.What a nightmare... I had a great day,83 deliveries and 25 collections and i am still in the house for 6pm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny van Axeldongen Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Wankers who, when the weather's nice, sit out in their garden with shitty music blaring out of their shitty, tinny-sounding audio contraptions, and then spend the rest of the time TALKING REALLY LOUDLY TO ONE ANOTHER SO THAT THE WHOLE STREET CAN HEAR THEIR MIND-NUMBING ATTEMPTS AT CONVERSATION. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 The Raith Rovers website. Specifically the squad page. It shows 20 players (yes, I counted) but 7 of them are under 19s and one of them has disappeared. So we have 12 senior squad players not the fucking plethora that we appear to. I'd like to look at my squad without a nagging doubt that we're gonna be relying on Jamie Mackie next year. It certainly is petty though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Still got 2hrs of back shift to go and the time is going so feckin slowly. A lot of my family are all at my Dads the night for a cheeky drink ahead of tomorrow and by the time i get there i will be the only sober one. Speed drinking may be on the cards (it's not clever btw) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) When you completely change your plans to accommodate someone else after they say at 6pm "Aye, I'll be round at yours at about 7, half 8. Don't bother getting booze, I've got plenty here so I'll just bring that round." Well, it's now 9:15 and that's me just finding out he's in the pub, drinking with the lovely inhabitants of Parkhead, in a hole of a pub. Now I'm late for the fucking 21st I'm going to, and stone cold sober. EDIT-= OH HERE WE FUCKING GO. I put my clippers on charge 2 hours ago so I could have a last minute shave before I went out. So I go into the room and turn them on, I start to work under my chin when the fucking battery runs out. I didn't turn the plug on. So now, not only am I late, sober and annoyed. I'm late, sober, annoyed, and I have a fucking single bald spot on my chin. f**k everything. Edited May 29, 2009 by Toma_BullyWee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I've just had the worst two months on Football Manager ever. Having guided Stenhousemuir to the First Division, I was sitting a point off the top behind Dundee and St Johnstone. Then, within the space of three games, 7 (seven!) of my key first team players got injured. Each one was out for at least 2 months. I now occupy 8th, sitting dangerously above Clyde and Dunfermline. Fucking tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I've just had the worst two months on Football Manager ever.Having guided Stenhousemuir to the First Division, I was sitting a point off the top behind Dundee and St Johnstone. Then, within the space of three games, 7 (seven!) of my key first team players got injured. Each one was out for at least 2 months. I now occupy 8th, sitting dangerously above Clyde and Dunfermline. Fucking tits. This is unrelated, but in one of my FM games Zanetti (I think) started giving me jip at the start of the season. He was about 104 but still a decent player, but I took the huff with him so only played him in 9 league games so that he didn't get a league winner's medal. Dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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