xbl Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Men who walk around supermarkets with their tops off. Yes, I know its a hot day but you're sweating all over the fruit and veg. That is the weakest justification The Gray Ghost has ever heard. "sweating all over the fruit and veg". The Gray Ghost can understand if you don't like it, but because people are "sweating all over the fruit and veg"? You'll have to think of a better one than that! For the record, The Gray Ghost keeps his shirt on, but thats because he's fat and has moobs. If The Gray Ghost had a rippling 6 pack, then he would be keeping his shirt off as much as possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Okay dokes. A lot of Tesco stores won't let you in without a shirt on. They do things differently in Port Glasgow. I wouldn't be surprised if on a particularly scorching day this summer going shirtless was made mandatory, with free tattoos for the under-12s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) Imagine trying to squeeze past two shirtless, sweaty, hairy fat men in the booze aisle who both stand up at the same time, transferring their bodily fluids (sweat, ya dirty buggers) onto your bare arms and freshly washed white t-shirt. Edited June 1, 2009 by Řehoř 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Related to Dunc's above post ( I can't be arsed going back and quoting it). My girlfriend got her mother a Birthday Card and wrote 'To Mum, love Liam and Kim'.Fucks that about? I'm now calling her mum am I? To be fair, other than you buying a separate card and writing "Happy Birthday (let's call her) Jean", yer burd's not got much other choice. If she wrote her mum's name, rather than mum, it would just be creepy, unless she regularly calls her by her first name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I've just woken up and i've got an incredibly short fuse the now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Imagine trying to squeeze past two shirtless, sweaty, hairy fat men in the booze aisle who both stand up at the same time, transferring their bodily fluids (sweat, ya dirty buggers) onto your bare arms and freshly washed white t-shirt. I've got a semi now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 It's too fucking hot. That is all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 No one should ever walk around in public with no top on, ever. I don't want to see it. Do it in your own back garden, I might possibly accept the beach, since I rarely ever go to anywhere dirt meets water for the sake of enjoyment, but never, ever in the street, supermarket, beer garden or anywhere I'm likely to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 No one should ever walk around in public with no top on, ever. I don't want to see it. Do it in your own back garden, I might possibly accept the beach, since I rarely ever go to anywhere dirt meets water for the sake of enjoyment, but never, ever in the street, supermarket, beer garden or anywhere I'm likely to be. A mate of mines had his top off in a beer garden and he got stung on the nipple 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Trying to get some peace out in the garden to sink a beer but the fucking midges are playing the c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I cant get my laptop to work.please see thread in echat bit and try to help me! Go on,you will be thanked in my signature forever! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 A mate of mines had his top off in a beer garden and he got stung on the nipple Fantastic! As I read that, however, a bloke just walked up the path to the main door there with brown velcro trainers, black socks, black shorts and that was all he was wearing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Fantastic! As I read that, however, a bloke just walked up the path to the main door there with brown velcro trainers, black socks, black shorts and that was all he was wearing. I never knew Adam was back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Thats a hair enough comment. From now on, the Gray Ghost shall take hair not to mention that which should not be mentioned. Aye, just stick to posting the bald facts. As I read that, however, a bloke just walked up the path to the main door there with brown velcro trainers, black socks, black shorts and that was all he was wearing. I was thinking topless undertaker but I'm not sure about the brown velcro trainers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 I never knew Adam was back Back? I didn't know he was gone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Back? I didn't know he was gone! Me neither. I thought I'd missed an episode 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Back? I didn't know he was gone! It's impossible to keep up with you guys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Me neither. I thought I'd missed an episode There is always catch up P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 There is always catch up P&B I prefer the Live Show, to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 It's impossible to keep up with you guys He said he was going to bed to watch The Young Ones. Do you know something I don't? It's only fair you tell me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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