Andy Dufresne Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 That was in the taxi on the way to the pub!Your lad thought the driver was going to kill us. "THAT STRACHAN IS A DICK! I DANCED WHEN I HEARD HE WAS LEAVIN'!" The driver was Celtic minded 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 People who persuade you to the pub, and the decide to go home . I mean i could have gone to O'neills with other people, but you would rather go with your actual mates! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I think I must be too - goobledy gook - WTF? Try Gobbledy Gook, TP. Be him goobledy, or gobbledy, that sir, is racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencils Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Neds who wear Farari (sp?) tracksuits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I'm so bored, I'm thinking of posting on "Shagging Stories". Unfortunately my long term memory ain't what it used to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 You so fat, you walked past the telly and I missed the first season of Lost.Thanks, Dunc. Walked past it? I fucking heaved that thing up two flights of fucking stairs. The driver was Celtic minded And furious. Very, very angry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I'm so bored, I'm thinking of posting on "Shagging Stories".Unfortunately my long term memory ain't what it used to be. I was actually tempted to start reading "Let's Make The Most Pages", until I realised that I had a balcony I could jump off first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Walked past it? I fucking heaved that thing up two flights of fucking stairs. Aye, so you did! Would a beer or two at the fives be suitable payment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Be him goobledy, or gobbledy, that sir, is racist. f**k me, so it is. I never knew that until now. A quick google set me straight. Humble apologies to the entire P&B family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 The driver was Celtic minded Beyemystic will be wanting him appointed on a 4 year contract. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I was actually tempted to start reading "Let's Make The Most Pages", until I realised that I had a balcony I could jump off first. Oh tell the truth! You're just mad because Honest Saints Fan has stolen your rightful place as vacuous tart all the weans are sucking up to just now. That DarkBlue62 boy must have tugged the heid aff it by now...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 f**k me, so it is. I never knew that until now. A quick google set me straight. Humble apologies to the entire P&B family. Don't feel bad mate. It was a compliment! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Aye, so you did! Would a beer or two at the fives be suitable payment? Nay lass. A superior cliquey attitude and relevant snootiness when dealing with plebs is fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Oh tell the truth!You're just mad because Honest Saints Fan has stolen your rightful place as vacuous tart all the weans are sucking up to just now. That DarkBlue62 boy must have tugged the heid aff it by now...... I'd thank you not to mention it. Nay lass.A superior cliquey attitude and relevant snootiness when dealing with plebs is fine. Done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 You so fat, you walked past the telly and I missed the first season of Lost.Thanks, Dunc. He is not fat he is just chunky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Be him goobledy, or gobbledy, that sir, is racist. f**k me, so it is. I never knew that until now. A quick google set me straight. Humble apologies to the entire P&B family. I think it may be if you mispell it by isolating the word 'Gook', which is definitely a derogatory reference to East Asian people and particulary used by American troops when referring to the Viet Cong in the Vietnam war. However, spelt correctly, it isn't at all... Gobbledygook was coined by U.S. Rep. Maury Maverick in a 30 March 1944 memo banning "gobbledygook language" at the Smaller War Plants Corporation. It was a reaction to his frustration with the "convoluted language of bureaucrats." He made up the word as an onomatopoeic imitation of a turkey's gobble. Now the matter of a turkey gobbling....well that might raise a few eyebrows in the animal welfare world! Oh tell the truth!You're just mad because Honest Saints Fan has stolen your rightful place as vacuous tart all the weans are sucking up to just now. That DarkBlue62 boy must have tugged the heid aff it by now...... No just the weans.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Oh tell the truth!You're just mad because Honest Saints Fan has stolen your rightful place as vacuous tart all the weans are sucking up to just now. That DarkBlue62 boy must have tugged the heid aff it by now...... Thanks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 England losing to the Netherlands. That's just taking the bloody piss! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Thanks He called you a vacuous tart! I wouldn't listen to him though, he's just a meanie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Feeling a tad stressed, my inability to find a summer job in Haddington and waiting for exam results and the ones I have recieved have hardly set the heather on fire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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