Breaking Decency Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I had the most horrible, vivid, realistic nightmare ever and now I'm not sure if parts of it have happened or not. I'm a nutjob. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 "Yet" being the key word. Anyway, It's good to see I'm not the only one shit feart of wasps. It's a work in progress Toma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Och, I know that! She was trying to do a special meal for her boyfriend but got well out of her culinary depth! The image of her dancing round the kitchen hitting the thing with a spoon at arms length had us all rolling on the floor when she told us what had happened! Another trick of the kitchen is to pop them into the freezer for a wee min or two.It slows them down,and then chuck em into the pot..What a way to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Short term planning is a pain in the arse. Started at 5am Monday, 4am today and now texted to start at 2.30 am Wednesday. Was all set for a couple of pints in the pub beer garden, canny noo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Another trick of the kitchen is to pop them into the freezer for a wee min or two.It slows them down,and then chuck em into the pot..What a way to go. Or you can just cheat and buy a frozen one from Iceland! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Short term planning is a pain in the arse. Started at 5am Monday, 4am today and now texted to start at 2.30 am Wednesday. Was all set for a couple of pints in the pub beer garden, canny noo. Been stuck indoors all day.Finish at 5 straight to ASDA for bevy and off to the garden. Mind i have promised to cut the grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 In the last hour, no less than 3 men have walked past my house with no tops on. Put it the f**k away! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Also excuse me for being a total fud but how do you change the writing under your avater ? You gotta have 5000+ posts. B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) You can only change it after your 5000th post neebs. Going to have to post more shíte than I usually do now to get my posts up Edited because I cant spell post. Edited June 23, 2009 by Dazzle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Going to have to post more shíte than I usually do now to get my posts up Edited because I cant spell post. Shouldn't have bothered editing, you should have just posted under it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 In fairness to Toma, wasps can be pretty scary b*****ds at time. The Gray Ghost has been wasped before. wasps are great. social ones can be a bit annoying in that the sting can kill some folk, but parasitic ones are dead interesting. mon the wasps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Shouldn't have bothered editing, you should have just posted under it. Dam should have thought of that, thats why you will be there before me Toma he thinks before he posts shíte. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Shouldn't have bothered editing, you should have just posted under it. Toma knows what he's doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) I had a friend in Brighton who tried cooking lobster once. It didn't go too well!She got a big pan of water on the oven, dropped the lobster in a turned the heat on. Then she had screaming hab-dabs for five minutes as the lobster understandably tried climbing out of the rapidly heating up pan and Carol tried to beat it back in again with a wooden spoon! the problem there is that the water need to be on a rolling boil before they go in. edit: capy already told us that I see. Edited June 23, 2009 by theentomologist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 You won plenty money in the Casino on Saturday. You should be happy and not worrying about your leg! True, I did. But the leg is now annoying, not only that I can't play football, but I also can't walk properly without limping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Hayfever. Folk looking at my nose and eyes must think im a bloody alcoholic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) Ooh, a wee crabbit b*****d who comes from within 100 miles of my hoose has won a game of tennis. Ooh, isn't he fantastic, I'm losing my heid at how brilliant he is. Haud me back. Edited June 23, 2009 by Dunc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Ooh, a wee crabbit b*****d who comes from within 100 miles of my hoose has won a game of tennis. Ooh, isn't he fantastic, I'm losing my heid at how brilliant he is.Haud me back. He's paid his £40 to the BuyStirlingAlbion Campaign, that'll do for me. And f**k off anyway, he comes from a lot nearer to where I stay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Ooh, a wee crabbit b*****d who comes from within 100 miles of my hoose has won a game of tennis. Ooh, isn't he fantastic, I'm losing my heid at how brilliant he is.Haud me back. He is a legend in the making. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 He is a legend in the making. He's a bloke hitting a wee ball with a bit of wood and some string. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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