Michael W Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 (edited) To be honest, I'd never have thought mid 30's woman would be interested in guys in their teens, given that girls of around my age have tended to go for older guys. Hell, you'd be lucky to get a mid 20's woman at that age! This maybe isn't quite so prevalent now, but it was up until a year or two ago. The oldest girl I've ever pulled was 23, that was when I was 18. The again, she thought I was also in my 20's and was quite shocked when she found out I had only turned 18 a few weeks previously. Edited July 6, 2009 by Michael W 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 She probably found you incredibly annoying.You'll have that Irritable Bowls Syndrome. She's also probably the bowls coach. arn't there any female bowls people in your age group? surely you should stalk, talk to them first before the coaches? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 She's also probably the bowls coach.arn't there any female bowls people in your age group? surely you should stalk, talk to them first before the coaches? no, she's not no, the youngest female bowler that i know of is about 48 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 She probably found you incredibly annoying.You'll have that Irritable Bowls Syndrome. First Hog Warts, now this? You're on FIRE. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 There were cats cooler then me at 17 & 18 who had super fast done up nova's and the like. I seemed to be losing out to these clowns a lot so I expended my horizons. You were probably lucky avoiding those wimminz then. Could have had itchy scrot for the rest of your life. I stayed away from such trash by choice. Classy ladies only. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Fafc1885, my advice would be to go for older women. Get thrown around and shown around and then unleash your experience on some suspicious little tart around your own age and give her the riding of her life. Legendary status awaits thanks to that advice. Thank me later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 no, she's notno, the youngest female bowler that i know of is about 48 ah. see now there's your issue, you should get yourself attached to another club with a bigger junior section -you can do this and play for your current club I would think, I am a member of 3 chess clubs by way of comparison. then you have a common point of interest to begin convo. other than I've nicked your headphones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 (edited) Fafc1885, my advice would be to go for older women.Get thrown around and shown around and then unleash your experience on some suspicious little tart around your own age and give her the riding of her life. Legendary status awaits thanks to that advice. Thank me later. You forgot to mention that he'll also get the ride of his life. Women your own age are no fun* *Unless my own one ever read this then I'd like to point out that she's 5 months younger than I am. The dirty. Edited July 6, 2009 by lzreid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 ah. see now there's your issue, you should get yourself attached to another club with a bigger junior section -you can do this and play for your current club I would think, I am a member of 3 chess clubs by way of comparison. then you have a common point of interest to begin convo. other than I've nicked your headphones. Yeah, join the rhythm gymnastics club. That'll get you the, err, ladies you desire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzreid Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Rule number one; don't take advice on love from someone who is a member of 3 chess Clubs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I've had to go and close my window because the rain was coming in and hitting the back of my TV. The thunder and lightning is now doing my tits in, and the rain is fucking obscene. Thsi can f**k right off, the ground at T in the Park is going to be an absolute marsh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Rule number one; don't take advice on love from someone who is a member of 3 chess Clubs. 'Bashing the bishop' carries two meanings in those circles, I hear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Yeah, join the rhythm gymnastics club. That'll get you the, err, ladies you desire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I swear there's a meander forming outside. The water must be a good 6 inches deep already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I swear there's a meander forming outside. The water must be a good 6 inches deep already. It's not even raining here.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I swear there's a meander forming outside. The water must be a good 6 inches deep already. I went down into town after the rain had stopped and most of the pavements had been flooded, it also got into some shops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Rule number one; don't take advice on love from someone who is a member of 3 chess Clubs. this is good advice, except I don't think love was the thing being consulted on. Its good advice though tbf in regard -love thing aside- of being a member of a club where as far as we so far are aware the next oldest individual is twice his age. Its either that or take a first aid course really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 It's not even raining here.. Really!?!? Fucking hell. This is easily the heaviest rain i've seen in this country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 this is good advice, except I don't think love was the thing being consulted on.Its good advice though tbf in regard -love thing aside- of being a member of a club where as far as we so far are aware the next oldest individual is twice his age. Its either that or take a first aid course really. I agree. I moan about not ever getting any women but when I think about it, I'm a member of one club (DH mountain biking) which I never attend anymore, I go to the same bars where I know 90% of the people and on weekends I go out with the same group of friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Really!?!? Fucking hell. This is easily the heaviest rain i've seen in this country. Drama queen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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