Guest The Phoenix Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Of course it may seem longer. It seems longer already. I fear P&B has reached the heights of a new low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Because you're leaving, or was it just one of those had far too much to drink numbers and things start to look like shit? I've had the latter a few times. I love the morning after cringe. Love it. I can't do it normally, I make a noise as well. I think if I make the noise, then I didn't really remember it. Mainly because I'm leaving, but judging by the truly awful photos things were looking a bit shit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 This could be a big one.I went along to the bank about an hour ago to open a new account. My mother was going to the ASDA, so she told me to go find her when I was finished. I was in the queue and she past the bank and shouted on me, I was just about to be dealt with, so I told her to go on ahead and I'll find her, thinking that by the time it takes me to do what I have to do, she'll have finished and she'll be back up at the bank. I get to the front and tell the guy I'm looking to open a new account. Man - Right, no one can see you today I'm afraid. Me - That's no problem. Man - I can make an appointment for you now if you like? Me - Yes please. Man - What days would you be available? Me - Well, I can't do Saturday, so apart from that I'm fine. Ideally it would be tomorrow. Man - Right. We actually don't have anything until Tuesday. Me - Okay, I'll do that then. So I book an appointment for Tuesday. It's a little inconvenient because I have a gig on Tuesday, but it's not going to interfere with that, so that's fine. Now, I pass "Tim Land" in the Forge. They are showing an England vs Ireland game from god knows when. I hear two sellik fans inside the shop spouting a bit of bigotry. Nothing new there, I hear it all the time down my way, sadly. Then I pass the stereotypical fat, baldy, replica top clad human waste that is the Rangers fan. Now he's walking past giving it all the ****** b*****ds of the day. I really, really hate the old firm. I hope they meet in the carpark and kick the shite out of each other. Anyway, I go to ASDA and my mother is nowhere to be found. I try walking down every isle, then walking along the fish bit at the top where I can see down each isle as I pass. She's not there. I continue walking about like an idiot for nearly 15 minutes until I notice a security guard is trying to be subtle (and failing) following me. I make a turn then I see another security guard doing the same thing! I didn't have my mobile on me, so I couldn't phone her, and I didn't even have any money on me either to use a payphone. I decide enough is enough and I leave. I'll go and find the car and wait there. Oh no I fuckng won't. I couldn't find the bugger no matter how far I looked, so I decided I'd walk it home. Now, it was quite nice when I left the house, if not a bit windy, so I'm only wearing a t-shirt. No sooner have I left the Forge when it starts pishing down for about 2 minutes, soaking me. The rain stopped pretty sharpish, meaning I walked the rest of the way home absolutely wringing. All this for a fucking bank account. Could have been worse. You could have gone for a piss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I got a letter from my school telling me that, due to cost-cutting, they're going to stop Supported Study. Excellent timing to do so, considering I'm sitting 5 highers next year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Could have been worse. You could have gone for a piss I've learned my lesson. I just hold it in now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Roma are 1-0 down at home to Gent, and they are on my coupon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Who else do you have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Who else do you have. Just favorites really. Nothing serious, just something to make the night more interesting. Bilbao, Hamburg, Bucharest, Roma and PSV. I have the same and the mob Aberdeen are playing on a different one. Hamburg up 2-0, Roma 1-0 down, PSV 0-0, and Bilbao is kicking off any minute now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Roma will pull it back for you Totti will score 9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Roma will pull it back for you Totti will score 9. Nae matter, those pesky Young Boys are up 1-0 at Bilbao! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Roma will pull it back for you Totti will score 9. Well, that's 1....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Sounds like it was out of order! Nobody seems to have picked up on this to give it the praise it deserved. I am doing that very thing just now. I lol'd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Aberdeen are now getting beat 3-1... I need Bilbao to score two, Roma and PSV to score one. The last two will probably do what I ask, but Bilbao will f**k it because of the late kick off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Well, that's 1....... And another, penalty this time! Moan PSV! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 My son managed to swallow a ball bearing today. So that meant a trip to A&E and a check over. Thankfully they could use a metal detector instead of X-ray and although it was lodged in his oesophagus initially, it had passed into his stomach during the doctors check. Nature should now take its course... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Good stuff, your son shits balls and you write it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 What was he doing? Someone bought him some sort of magnetic building set. Not magnetix, some knock off version. f**k knows why he put one in his mouth, but he did. Could have been bad if the thing had got stuck there, which it looked like doing. He was in a bit of pain with it so had to take him up the road and get it looked at. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Good stuff, your son shits balls and you write it. f**k off you old c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Fucking hell. Could have been a nasty one. Should be fine in a day or so though.... My mate has a metal detector. It has been borrowed for the occasion Not to sift through the ordure. Just to make sure it came through him. If it doesn't appear in a few days he's to go back up to see where it got stuck. It could have been bad though right enough. It was a worry at the time anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reynard Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Good luck with that. Glad the boy is OK. Cheers. He's fine. Might just show him how to work the metal detector. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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