Hank Scorpio Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I've heard that name pop up now and again..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 bástárd rain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 bástárd rain Aye, nae the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Oh no, I'm in a jam now! Conserve your energy for later, Honey. I need to think of more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 My aunt and her fiance are staying over at my house tonight. Normally this wouldn't be that bad, but tonight's the sorta night you just slob about in your shittest clothes watching the worst TV. Sucks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) My aunt and her fiance are staying over at my house tonight. Normally this wouldn't be that bad, but tonight's the sorta night you just slob about in your shittest clothes watching the worst TV.Sucks. Go and put 'The devil wears prada' on your portable, get a nice glass of red and treat yourself to a big tub of ben and jerrys. Forget it all ***, you deserve it. Effing censor Edited August 14, 2009 by Breaking Decency 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Toaster on fire... Rubbish! When we moved into our newly renovated house the first morning I got up and made toast........whole thing went up. Scared the crap out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Go and put 'The devil wears prada' on your portable, get a nice glass of red and treat yourself to a big tub of ben and jerrys.Forget it all ***, you deserve it. I love how censorship can't understand context! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 bástárd rain I am about to brave the monsoon-like conditions and go across the road to the shop. If I am not back on later this evening, notify the authorities who will probably eventually find my lifeless, drowned corpse floating somewhere along the Glasgow Road! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 A tad wet in the East as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Last night at training I got the ball onto the side of my face/ear from a volley around 2 yards out. It knocked me off my feet it was so fucking sore. Now, I've cut my ear and it hurts. Boo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Last night at training I got the ball onto the side of my face/ear from a volley around 2 yards out. It knocked me off my feet it was so fucking sore. Now, I've cut my ear and it hurts.Boo. I tore ligament last night at training. BEAT THAT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I tore ligament last night at training.BEAT THAT I decapitated myself when I fell in the meat slicer as I was buying a roll at lunchtime, I staggered out of the bakers and had the misfortune to trip on the edge of the pavement into the path of an oncoming HGV that ripped off my right arm and leg. Ignoring the intense pain, I blindly hopped to the other side of the road to my parked car only to find my key was in the trouser leg pocket of my departed limb. Blindly hopping back across the road I was royally fucked by a number 14 bus. This incident left me with only the index finger of my left hand, with which I am typing this message. I win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I decapitated myself when I fell in the meat slicer as I was buying a roll at lunchtime, I staggered out of the bakers and had the misfortune to trip on the edge of the pavement into the path of an oncoming HGV that ripped off my right arm and leg. Ignoring the intense pain, I blindly hopped to the other side of the road to my parked car only to find my key was in the trouser leg pocket of my departed limb. Blindly hopping back across the road I was royally fucked by a number 14 bus. This incident left me with only the index finger of my left hand, with which I am typing this message.I win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) Unfunny fuckers (most of you, except me.) Edited August 14, 2009 by FTOF_PTFC_1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Non believers In what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Me I believe in you - f**k the rest of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FTOF_PTFC_1 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Me I believe in you G_Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 As supposedly I was talking to G Man in the Union last week, I believe in him. Either that or I was beyond wrecked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Pregnancy thread Hootie McFanny not being nice Toma nae mates also Give her a break, she's married to Monster and as for Toma, he's a big softee really. Seriously though, what I've just read looks pretty harmless. I'm sure everyone wishes you and Mrs G all the very best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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