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Fucking hell. It must have been record time if you actually managed to gain 18 minutes!

If you you'd read it properly, you would realise that when John Humphries said it was 18 minutes past 8 he really meant it was 18 minutes past 7 and can't even read a clock properly, but as my watch is in the repair shop at the moment I didn't think to switch the telly on the check the BBC News for the right time and consequently just dashed as fast as possible to work, getting here by 8 O'clock instead of my usual 9 O'clock..........

......fúck me, was that really worth bothering to explain?! <_<

Oh and JakeJones - you can fúck right off, smartarse! :P

PS I'm am now very grumpy - can you tell?! :unsure:<_<:(

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It may have already been mentioned but I can't STAND the way people use the word "of" instead of "have". As in "You should of seen that shot". AAARRRGGHH!!!!

The use of the word 'sat' has the same effect on me, eg 'I was sat watching telly'. IT'S SITTING FOR f**k'S SAKE.

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I actually thought that was quite clever.

If someone said that in the pub I probably would have laughed, and no doubt would have taken great pleasure passing it off as my own in another conversation a few months down the line, but I'm afraid I don't trust people who use "lol".

You could type out the funniest thing in the world, but if it's followed by "...lol" it stops working for me.

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If someone said that in the pub I probably would have laughed, and no doubt would have taken great pleasure passing it off as my own in another conversation a few months down the line, but I'm afraid I don't trust people who use "lol".

You could type out the funniest thing in the world, but if it's followed by "...lol" it stops working for me.

Calm doon mate! just saying lol doesnt mean its not funny. it makes it more funny for people reading it.

youve got issues.

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I know.

As for "it makes it more funny for people reading it".. No it doesn't.

aye it does, how do you know if your being funny or not.

youprobably think your pic is funny as f**k wacky old sooty and sweep and a pedo. but its not. A LOL across the front of it would of made me laugh though

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aye it does, how do you know if your being funny or not.

youprobably think your pic is funny as f**k wacky old sooty and sweep and a pedo. but its not. A LOL across the front of it would of made me laugh though

Wait till you meet him JJ. You will shit yersel

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aye it does, how do you know if your being funny or not.

youprobably think your pic is funny as f**k wacky old sooty and sweep and a pedo. but its not. A LOL across the front of it would of made me laugh though

I'm sorry I ever doubted you JakeJones, you're clearly at the windup and you've sooked me right in a stoater.

Wait till you meet him JJ. You will shit yersel

:lol:

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