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Typical sausage is a cylindrical shape.

By defining this product as slice, the reader clearly notes that the shape of the meat is as if it were indeed sliced (which it has).

Conclusion: Greenockians are the most straightforward descriptive group in the country, the rest are backward philistines.

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Typical sausage is a cylindrical shape.

By defining this product as slice, the reader clearly notes that the shape of the meat is as if it were indeed sliced (which it has).

Conclusion: Greenockians are the most straightforward descriptive group in the country, the rest are backward philistines.

Well we do call it 'roll and sausage' for short, but what we mean is 'roll and square sausage' which would be totally acceptable.

Technically, slice roll could be anything, slice of cheese etc. Or could simply mean a roll which has been sliced.

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One is staying at one's grandmothers house in the deep country while she is away in her Swiss villa. Its lovely except for the fact that she has no fucking crisps. I'm bouncing off the fucking wall! Need salt! I've rifled the kitchen, been through all the cupboards, and nothing. So much chocolate, but absolutely nothing with a decent salt content! She's not even got any bread for some salt sandwiches. GAAAAHH! Fucking fucking Gah!

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One is staying at one's grandmothers house in the deep country while she is away in her Swiss villa. Its lovely except for the fact that she has no fucking crisps. I'm bouncing off the fucking wall! Need salt! I've rifled the kitchen, been through all the cupboards, and nothing. So much chocolate, but absolutely nothing with a decent salt content! She's not even got any bread for some salt sandwiches. GAAAAHH! Fucking fucking Gah!

Get down to the Texaco on Brechin road, if it's still there!

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From what I remember, your other neighbours don't like you much and that is for keeping them up at night, no? What goes around... :P

I'm in the same boat as you tonight sadly. Just can't seem to get off to sleep so have decided to get up and watch some of the stuff that I have Sky+'d and pick my superstar accumulator for tomorrow.

Thankfully my dear Mother is looking after the boy for a few hours tomorrow afternoon meaning I can catch up on my beauty sleep then.

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From what I remember, your other neighbours don't like you much and that is for keeping them up at night, no? What goes around... :P

I'm in the same boat as you tonight sadly. Just can't seem to get off to sleep so have decided to get up and watch some of the stuff that I have Sky+'d and pick my superstar accumulator for tomorrow.

Thankfully my dear Mother is looking after the boy for a few hours tomorrow afternoon meaning I can catch up on my beauty sleep then.

:lol: Yeah, that's right. No one seems to have a good relationship in this building...

When is it you're heading down to B'tol for Xmas?

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