Adam_Wee Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 "When we were at school I used to wank thinking about you all the time"*cringe* I'd just kill myself if I were you! Nah honestly, he was absolutely fucked. Like, couldn't speak, move, open his eyes or respond to people speaking to him and eventually when he did get up, he walked as if he his body was too heavy for him and he walked at an angle of 90 degrees, so his body made a kind of upside down L shape.He had a heroin taker look about him aswell. Seems a bit strange to be taking heroin at a house party. Surely if he had then someone would have spotted him "cooking up"? If he did then he is a bit of a cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Is it all starting to come back to you? She seemed to think this was quite sweet, which is a bit of a bonus given she had every right to report me to the nonce squad.I was in an ok nick for the majority of the time, it was only when some idiot in a taxi rank decided to put the boot in that things went downhill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I was having a brilliant game of FM until I woke up and realised it was a dream. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 "When we were at school I used to w**k thinking about you all the time"*cringe* I was having a brilliant game of FM until I woke up and realised it was a dream. My pttgoyn is that I've got a shit-load of homework to do. Fml. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 "When we were at school I used to w**k thinking about you all the time"*cringe* Classic line, used it many times. Anyway I'm doing fecking homework when I should be playing MW2. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud2beabuddy Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 "When we were at school I used to w**k thinking about you all the time"*cringe* Class! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencils Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Don't talk rubbish, I've been that drunk before. He may have smoked a spliff or something.My petty nag: The first game on Sky this afternoon is Scunthorpe V Coventry. Its actually a decent game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam_Wee Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Its actually a decent game. I've taken Scunthorpe to win so if the game was pish, I at least had a reason to watch it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Surely there is a better game than Scumthorpe vs Coventry that Sky could show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Done an hour tidying up the garden..oh my back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattyBee Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I hate how all I ever seem to do on Sundays is homework 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Surely there is a better game than Scumthorpe vs Coventry that Sky could show. Well, I'm watching the mighty Zebrette (getting beat off the not so mighty Bologna) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I hate how all I ever seem to do on Sundays is homework It doesn't get any better - when you get older just replace "homework" with "housework"! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 I had the strangest dream last night, and all I can remember from it is that a guy drove a quad bike into a tree and he morphed into it and the tree started talking. Also, the fact that nowhere apart from The Shed in Annan will sell a bottle of beer, albeit it was Coors, for 75p . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattyBee Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 It doesn't get any better - when you get older just replace "homework" with "housework"! Aye right, as far as I'm concerned, thats the mans job 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theentomologist Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 "When we were at school I used to w**k thinking about you all the time"*cringe* classic genius at least its not your 'facebook status' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Aye right, as far as I'm concerned, thats the mans job With that attitude I'm sure you've got men queueing up round the corner... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 HibsForever..truly the most annoying poster on P&B and a total cnut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 HibsForever..truly the most annoying poster on P&B and a total cnut To be the most annoying poster on this site is an achievement in all honesty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Violently sick last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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