Guest The Phoenix Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 More than three shakes is masturbation. Unless you're twisteH or Blair, then it's just one and the fireworks go off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 More than three shakes is masturbation. Three 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 More than three shakes is masturbation. NooWONDER mY eyES siGHT goinG. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Thats not what you said though, you said "pish soaked door handle". Others have said the same thing. So again, how the hell do people manage this? And as for germs, you're likely to pick up significantly more germs from using a keyboard than you get from touching your cock. Its just skin, same as your elbow, same as your nose, same as your forehead. Stop being pedantic, you know exactly what I mean. Any more from you and I'll be forced to point out that your dick and your forehead are closer together than the norm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 More than three shakes is masturbation. You speak from personal experience I assume.....what with you being a WOMAN? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Unless you're twisteH or Blair, then it's just one and the fireworks go off. Me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Me? Ah, I see you're confused again. To make things simpler, if someone is referring to you we'll call you Blair the 2nd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 You speak from personal experience I assume.....what with you being a WOMAN? Given the subject matter being discussed, I'm amazed you're observant enough to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mckechnie Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I had thought this too. Open the door with a paper towel if it concerns you so much Why, is it you that's doing it? DRY YOUR HANDS PROPERLY! I don't want to touch any cheesy knobs at work! I'm going to regret this post. I just know it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Given the subject matter being discussed, I'm amazed you're observant enough to know. Ouch! Runs away cowering with his tail between his legs.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Me? Nah, TwisteH's Skint Pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 To test the previous few posts I have just visited the wee mans room in our office block. I would report that the outer door opens outwards, the inner door inwards. I did a pee (standing up), did not soak my hands with urine, shook it 3 times, never ejaculated then washed and dried my hands. Checked the handle which was bone dry then walked out without catching any diseases (so far). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Any more from you and I'll be forced to point out that your dick and your forehead are closer together than the norm. At least my forehead doesn't extend to cover my entire head! Why, is it you that's doing it? DRY YOUR HANDS PROPERLY! I don't want to touch any cheesy knobs at work! "cheesy knobs"? Again, what in gods name do you DO when you take a pish? And if you are touching your "cheesy knob" when you take a pish, then I really have to question both your pishing technique and your personal hygene in general. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 "cheesy knobs"? Again, what in gods name do you DO when you take a pish? And if you are touching your "cheesy knob" when you take a pish, then I really have to question both your pishing technique and your personal hygene in general. I think McKechnie is a woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Me? If I pay the £10 for platinum membership, will you change your name? Unless you're twisteH or Blair, then it's just one and the fireworks go off. Nah, TwisteH's Skint Pal. Goodevening spammed me with PM's last night saying me and TwisteH kept bringing this 'joke' up. Think this is proof otherwise, if ever I seen it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 At least my forehead doesn't extend to cover my entire head! Touché. But I do have a dashing beard to compensate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 If I pay the £10 for platinum membership, will you change your name?Goodevening spammed me with PM's last night saying me and TwisteH kept bringing this 'joke' up. Think this is proof otherwise, if ever I seen it. £10 for platinum membership? Reasonably new to this site, what does that entail. p.s. No is the answer but interested in what it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 But I do have a dashing beard to compensate. As do I! Its winter, so for the first time in a year, I've started growing my beard back. Its me winter coat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 As do I! Its winter, so for the first time in a year, I've started growing my beard back. Its me winter coat. Mine is trimmed every day (No1 Clipper). I cannot abide beards that are allowed to run wild and have food deposits in them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrowhillclyde Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 As do I! Its winter, so for the first time in a year, I've started growing my beard back. Its me winter coat. Does your head look the same upside down? (unlike Phoenix) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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