Cynical Saintee Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 So I was diagnosed with depression on tuesday... And I'm working all weekend. Not sure what's worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 I'm dying with a cold. Fucking shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 http://games.arantius.com/game.86.8+planet.html *sob* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Made an erse of a brief at work tonight. Embarrassing. The last time I wished the ground would swallow me up like that was when I had a solo sing song at the Rovers when I was blootered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Postie just rang the doorbell. "Sorry, I've put a letter for next door through by mistake. Can you give me it back" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkagTrendy Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 What's hard to fathom about that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I am unbelivably skint! I took all my loose change to the Coinstar thing at my local Tesco and walked away with £2.36 Embarrasing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 What's hard to fathom about that? The fact he would rather ring the bell at 9am on a Saturday than let us figure out for ourselves he'd made a mistake and spend 10 seconds popping it through the door ourselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 There these really annoying fecking audio adverts that seems to keep coming up when surfing the net every couple of minutes and I have no idea where they are coming from. No I don't want any bingo scratch cards and no don't want any eye solution!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 Fighting with my new laptop,having to restore factory settings(fingers crossed) so i will use this one instead.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Three of my mates are going to see the twilight film instead of playing football. When did my mates become so shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Three of my mates are going to see the twilight film instead of playing football. When did my mates become so shit. You knob their girlfriends and they're shit mates? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parscelona Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Seagulls, they're dirty dive bombing buggers who just shit all over the place. I wish it was a law to shoot every fucking one of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 So I was diagnosed with depression on tuesday... And I'm working all weekend. Not sure what's worse. Cheer up ya pathetic basturt. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Up at 5am tomorrow... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 (edited) spam emails... Don't you wish you had a longer thicker penis? No I fucking don't! Leave me alone with your long thick peni please! Edited July 25, 2010 by Middleton Mouse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 spam emails... No I fucking don't! Leave me alone with your long thick peni please! Forward it to Steven 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Cheer up ya pathetic basturt. With patter like yours, no wonder 1 in 6 Scots have depression. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 (edited) With patter like yours, no wonder 1 in 6 Scots have depression. Just trying to snap you out of it! Get well soon! Edited July 26, 2010 by Gall09 -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted July 26, 2010 Share Posted July 26, 2010 Partners who have migraines over the weekend, so you are forced to sit on the sofa watching the complete 4 series of Supernatural. Then, when you have held a solitary Esbat Wiccan Ritual and are standing alone at 02:37 hrs in the back garden bathed in the light of the full moon at her zenith, next door's cat silently sneaking up behind you and, as you are deep in peaceful, meditative thoughts, going....... ....MIAOAAAAARRRRRWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!.... -9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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