weirdcal Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 This. Add people who quote a 'war and peace' post and simply add a one word reply or a smiley. I get rsi scrolling through the bloody things on my phone! I wish there was a way of limiting the text in a quote to a certain number of characters especially if you were using the app. Or when they quote it, the app does that read more bit and its all for a fecking lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 When the missus makes you a hot beverage without giving the option of tea or coffee and 9 times out of 10 she makes the opposite of what you want. I got a cup of green tea this morning when I was looking forward to a nice cup of coffee to kickstart my day. This is serious shit that surely gives me grounds to cancel the wedding later on in the year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 When the missus makes you a hot beverage without giving the option of tea or coffee and 9 times out of 10 she makes the opposite of what you want. I got a cup of green tea this morning when I was looking forward to a nice cup of coffee to kickstart my day. This is serious shit that surely gives me grounds to cancel the wedding later on in the year. My wife gets mumpy when I make myself a cup of tea but not one for her. So far, you'd think fair enough, except she never makes cups of tea, giving it the old "I'm not good at it" bullshit. She also never drinks more than half a cup and often doesn't even touch it; "guess I wasn't in a tea mood". So we end up with half or full cups of tea around the house ready for the bairns to spill. Same with cans of juice. And a bottle of hooch she opened last night, took a mouthful of then fucked off out. So take your lovingly made hot beverages and appreciate them my friend. Sent from my GT-P5110 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 My wife gets mumpy when I make myself a cup of tea but not one for her. So far, you'd think fair enough, except she never makes cups of tea, giving it the old "I'm not good at it" bullshit. She also never drinks more than half a cup and often doesn't even touch it; "guess I wasn't in a tea mood". So we end up with half or full cups of tea around the house ready for the bairns to spill. Same with cans of juice. And a bottle of hooch she opened last night, took a mouthful of then fucked off out. So take your lovingly made hot beverages and appreciate them my friend. Sent from my GT-P5110 using Pie & Bovril mobile app Let's run away together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Let's run away together.Don't make it a "kilt only" dress code at the wedding. Lambie's Pigeon Feed will have a canary.Sent from my GT-I9100 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Let's run away together. I've already made my vows, but it's not too late for you, head for the hills! Sent from my GT-P5110 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 A gay P&B wedding in the offing? Will this be the first? CraigKillie and my good self are getting married on October the 5th, so shit is going to get complicated here. I can see a Charles, Diana and Camilla situation arising here. I bags to be Diana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) Someone's alarm round the corner has been going off for about the last hour. ETA: and just as i post the noise disappears. Don't know whether to be pleased, or annoyed as f*ck that it happened right as I posted. Edited July 14, 2013 by Mark Connolly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 CraigKillie and my good self are getting married on October the 5th, so shit is going to get complicated here. I can see a Charles, Diana and Camilla situation arising here. I bags to be Diana. Oooft. Don't buy a Mercedes for f**k sake. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 People that walk side by side on the canal towpath and don't go single file to allow you to pass when approaching from the opposite direction! Don't mind me...I'll just swim round you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 People that walk side by side on the canal towpath and don't go single file to allow you to pass when approaching from the opposite direction! Don't mind me...I'll just swim round you! 1:46 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 1:46 Not me mate...I'll run through them! #swole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Someone's alarm round the corner has been going off for about the last hour. ETA: and just as i post the noise disappears. Don't know whether to be pleased, or annoyed as f*ck that it happened right as I posted. My street has had two blackouts recently and the alarm we have went off. It's sort of broken though, so we can't use it but it still went off. The first time was half 11 on Monday night and the alarm was on for half until until power was restored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 My street has had two blackouts recently and the alarm we have went off. It's sort of broken though, so we can't use it but it still went off. The first time was half 11 on Monday night and the alarm was on for half until until power was restored. Some sensors are also a bit overly sensitive to heat - my maw and paw had one in their conservatory, which became an oven in the sun, and I regularly had to go and reset the alarm when they were on holiday. When the guys came to check the system, they moved the sensor, and no problems since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xNicola_Ghirl1888x Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 People who try to be funny & fail miserably. Exhibit A. ^^^ Just released from jail. Trying to re-establish herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 CraigKillie and my good self are getting married on October the 5th, so shit is going to get complicated here. I can see a Charles, Diana and Camilla situation arising here. I bags to be Diana. Gangbanged In a minefield sounds shit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) People who try to be funny & fail miserably. Exhibit A. Did you just get you ankle tag taken off then? Edited July 14, 2013 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Did you just get you ankle tag taken off then? I heard she gave birth to wee Chantelle Henrik mgGeady jinky Lennon paradise when she was in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I heard she gave birth to wee Chantelle Henrik mgGeady jinky Lennon paradise when she was in. The one before she went in was called 'this is just the beginning' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I heard she gave birth to wee Chantelle Henrik mgGeady jinky Lennon paradise when she was in. f**k me, Quintuplets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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