Granny Danger Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I can't stand stuck up kids. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Thought of a pretty nifty plan to get it up the bookies. Willy Hill have that 'acca insurance' thing where if one team lets you down in a 5 team bet, they refund the stake as a free bet. Hatched a wee scheme to look out for a decent over evens game and each time add 4 tiny odds bankers, to basically give myself a free bet. Was discussing it with a few mates, thought it was a smart yin. First selection Derry City v 'Bluebell Utd' - 1/12. 0-0 People that come up with pish like this trying to win a grand total of £2.46 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skintight Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Arsene Wenger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 (edited) People that come up with pish like this trying to win a grand total of £2.46 People that make a point of slagging people who bet fivers or tenners because they spend 90% of their income on gambling. Edited August 24, 2013 by SodjesSixteenIncher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Harley Davidsons. Every year, Aviemore has this event called "Thunder in the Glens", where around 1500 harley davidsons descend on our town, behaving like total thundercunts, block off all the roads, and make a total fucking racket in the process. Absolutely fucking horrible weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 You constantly post about how much of an arsehole your girlfriend is. Take a fucking look at yourself. This. You're a bore RandomGuy. Either dump the crazy bitch or stop posting about how mental she is all the time. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Why would you kick a pie at your girlfriend? So she can take it to the kitchen and cook it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Are carrier bags in supermarkets some kind of inside joke for the quines at the till? I stood there for about two minutes today trying to open one of the fuckers while the woman behind the till just looked at me like I shouldn't be allowed out without a carer. There must be an easier way! When I worked in Iceland, fools who couldn't open bags really pissed me off. There were guys who rubbed the bag between their hands, guys who blew into the bag to open it and various other moronic attempts at opening a fucking bag. It's not difficult. When people in supermarkets eat/drink stuff on the way round and end up paying for empty packets and bottles. The guy in front of me today had a few things in his basket, sweets ect and half a bottle of coke his son was drinking No idea why it annoys me. Adults who do this are scum. Utter scum. There's a supermarket up the road from me that has a bar in it. You can get (draught) beer or wine then walk round the shop with it. I've not yet done this but it's a pretty ace idea. That sounds immense. I'd end up destitute though as I'd get a bit tipsy and end up buying loads of shite. Harley Davidsons. Every year, Aviemore has this event called "Thunder in the Glens", where around 1500 harley davidsons descend on our town, behaving like total thundercunts, block off all the roads, and make a total fucking racket in the process. Absolutely fucking horrible weekend. FAGS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Playing FIFA the other night. Playing a Division 4 match online, had a brilliant four points from seven games and needed two wins from my last three games to stay up. First of those three games and I go 5-2 up with 20 minutes to go and the guy quits, get back to the main screen and I still have four points and have three games left. Raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 There's a supermarket up the road from me that has a bar in it. You can get (draught) beer or wine then walk round the shop with it. I've not yet done this but it's a pretty ace idea. Stopped in a roadside cafe outside Zilina at around 9 a.m. and there were a dozen truckers knocking back draught beer. Judging by the driving I saw in Slovakia in general, it may well be a common problem. Oh but it can't be a problem, the continentals are so much better with alcohol than barbarian Scots after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Are carrier bags in supermarkets some kind of inside joke for the quines at the till? I stood there for about two minutes today trying to open one of the fuckers while the woman behind the till just looked at me like I shouldn't be allowed out without a carer. There must be an easier way! When I worked in Iceland, fools who couldn't open bags really pissed me off. There were guys who rubbed the bag between their hands, guys who blew into the bag to open it and various other moronic attempts at opening a fucking bag. It's not difficult. When people in supermarkets eat/drink stuff on the way round and end up paying for empty packets and bottles. The guy in front of me today had a few things in his basket, sweets ect and half a bottle of coke his son was drinking No idea why it annoys me. Adults who do this are scum. Utter scum. There's a supermarket up the road from me that has a bar in it. You can get (draught) beer or wine then walk round the shop with it. I've not yet done this but it's a pretty ace idea. That sounds immense. I'd end up destitute though as I'd get a bit tipsy and end up buying loads of shite. Harley Davidsons. Every year, Aviemore has this event called "Thunder in the Glens", where around 1500 harley davidsons descend on our town, behaving like total thundercunts, block off all the roads, and make a total fucking racket in the process. Absolutely fucking horrible weekend. FAGS! beaten to it! It was on the other night as well to! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Programmes getting turned into 'Celebrity' versions. Without fail when a decent game show/programme starts, instantly they are trying to get a 'celebrity' version. Although the programme doesn't even have to be decent now eg. Big Brother. I wouldn't mind if these people were celebrities but they are f*ck*ng nobodies. The only reason they have 'Celebrity' status is because they appear on these kind of f*ck*ng programmes!! There are actually very few 'Celebs' I like. The majority are attention seeking a£seholes, who need the world to know they are still about so they do their best to get air time. The list is endless of people I can't stand, Kerry Katona and Jordan (Yes Jordan, not f*ck*ng Katie Price. You made your name by getting your tits out as Jordan pal, so don't act as if you are famous for writing books or being a great businesswoman. If it wasn't for your tits you'd just be stripping in a seedy club) spring to mind as the 2 most annoying. Although in fairness the latter is mainly spread (pardon the pun) all over magazines as opposed to T.V. thankfully. And Breathe Pr*cks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Programmes getting turned into 'Celebrity' versions. Without fail when a decent game show/programme starts, instantly they are trying to get a 'celebrity' version. Although the programme doesn't even have to be decent now eg. Big Brother. I wouldn't mind if these people were celebrities but they are f*ck*ng nobodies. The only reason they have 'Celebrity' status is because they appear on these kind of f*ck*ng programmes!! There are actually very few 'Celebs' I like. The majority are attention seeking a£seholes, who need the world to know they are still about so they do their best to get air time. The list is endless of people I can't stand, Kerry Katona and Jordan (Yes Jordan, not f*ck*ng Katie Price. You made your name by getting your tits out as Jordan pal, so don't act as if you are famous for writing books or being a great businesswoman. If it wasn't for your tits you'd just be stripping in a seedy club) spring to mind as the 2 most annoying. Although in fairness the latter is mainly spread (pardon the pun) all over magazines as opposed to T.V. thankfully. And Breathe Pr*cks. Both absolute arseholes but still wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 People leaving the football early. Against all odds a team that has had a shaky start is 4-0 up with 5 minutes of normal time to go. Why not stay to the end and cheer a well needed victory? Traffic in Dundee is that bad?! Er no, it isn't . Just don't understand the mentality and it disproportionately annoys me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 Both absolute arseholes but still wid. Boak. They must be absolutely swimming in all sorts given the sheer amount of boab they've had. I'd rather eat off a hospital floor than either of their flanges. People leaving the football early. Against all odds a team that has had a shaky start is 4-0 up with 5 minutes of normal time to go. Why not stay to the end and cheer a well needed victory? Traffic in Dundee is that bad?! Er no, it isn't . Just don't understand the mentality and it disproportionately annoys me. Saw quite a few Pars fans leaving at 3-0 down yesterday. I'm sure in the future they'll claim that they were 'there' for it all mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 People who throw their scarves away in anger. Scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 The first Thistle game I attended was v Gretna, where we were 3-0 down, and with seven minutes to go we scored three goals and it finished 3-3. Learned from day one not to leave early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 When I worked in Iceland, fools who couldn't open bags really pissed me off. There were guys who rubbed the bag between their hands, guys who blew into the bag to open it and various other moronic attempts at opening a fucking bag. It's not difficult. I'm usually pretty good at opening poly bags (I used to spend most of my October & Xmas school holidays bag-packing full-time) but sometimes I just don't have the friction between my fingers for whatever reason. It's like the bits that make your fingerprints (they have a name I'm sure) just disappear and opening them's a nightmare. I'm shit hot at packing bags btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 People who throw their scarves away in anger. Scum. They should be killed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 (edited) People leaving the football early. Against all odds a team that has had a shaky start is 4-0 up with 5 minutes of normal time to go. Why not stay to the end and cheer a well needed victory? Traffic in Dundee is that bad?! Er no, it isn't . Just don't understand the mentality and it disproportionately annoys me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZKQPpAs8Y8 Another good reason not to leave early Edited August 25, 2013 by hoopy1967 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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