The Marly Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 People who work overtime and then moan "I've no had a day off for nearly two weeks" - wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 People who work overtime and then moan "I've no had a day off for nearly two weeks" - wankers. To be fair, it can be a pretty legitimate complaint sometimes. If I want to maintain a decent number of hours each week then I need to agree to almost every overtime shift I'm asked to do or I'll only get the 12 hours I'm contracted to the next week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrestersKTID Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 People who quit on fifa if you score in the first five minutes. Utterly pathetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Folk on the golf course that continuously hit shots at you. Once can be an honest mistake, but had a guy the other day hit one around about our ankles, apologise with a "sorry, I'm playing with new clubs" then the next hole, the same thing but this time 'sorry, that was a pitching wedge!' this continued for most of the back 9, and i don't care what club you're trying to cave my head in with. Just fucking wait! We'll happily let people through where possible, but when the course is busy, just accept it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Golf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wulliemc Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 getting asked to go to a meeting that starts at 5pm on a friday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Being skint. Had a pretty expensive summer and I'm suffering now in the form of an empty wallet/bank. As of the 9th of September, though, I'll be living like a king. So close yet so far away... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Folk on the golf course that continuously hit shots at you. Once can be an honest mistake, but had a guy the other day hit one around about our ankles, apologise with a "sorry, I'm playing with new clubs" then the next hole, the same thing but this time 'sorry, that was a pitching wedge!' this continued for most of the back 9, and i don't care what club you're trying to cave my head in with. Just fucking wait! We'll happily let people through where possible, but when the course is busy, just accept it! Where were you playing? I was up the Dunnikier on Wednesday and my drive on the 8th went a wee bit right on to the 9th. My ball was heading for a guy walking down the 9th so I shouted the obligatory "FORE!" disclaimer. The daft hoor just kept walking without covering his head and my ball missed him by about 5ft. I'd have had to call an ambulance if it lamped him, but on the plus side, we'd have gotten to play through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddfg Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 People who drive at 37 in a 60 when its dry, daylight and there isn't a JCB in front of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Where were you playing?I was up the Dunnikier on Wednesday and my drive on the 8th went a wee bit right on to the 9th. My ball was heading for a guy walking down the 9th so I shouted the obligatory "FORE!" disclaimer.The daft hoor just kept walking without covering his head and my ball missed him by about 5ft.I'd have had to call an ambulance if it lamped him, but on the plus side, we'd have gotten to play through. Scoonie, folk seem to play it in any order they fancy! I played balbirnie through the week, completely misread one of the blind holes, hit a screamer of a 3 wood, but thought the guys in front were well clear and onto the next hole. Got to the top of the hill, green was about 100 yards closer than I thought and there they were putting with my ball sat right in the middle of the 3 of them. Cue the sheepish apologies, they were fine about it but I'd have expected my pus punched if I did it again! Especially since they were playing a medal and I got a 'kind kick' off one of their balls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 I'm going to have to bin my favourite "Rofl" tshirt. Doubt any charity is going to take it and I can't wear it now without feeling the public accusations that I'm supporting alleged Beast R. Harris 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Females who go to the shops either first thing in the morning or last thing at night wearing their pyjamas or a onesie. Get a grip FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Patriot~ Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Females who go to the shops either first thing in the morning or last thing at night wearing their pyjamas or a onesie. Get a grip FFS. I hate this also. It's tacky as f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Sundays should be banned, absolute shiter of a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/man-24-dies-after-car-2244022 Daily Record journalist thinking Grange Road is in Govan FFS Think certain people are just desperate for people to die in Govan everyday. Keep the area's "gritty" reputation going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Posters on P&B who complain about aliases then encourage same aliases by engaging with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 They should be made to go in their bra and pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Posters on P&B who complain about aliases then encourage same aliases by engaging with them. Aye but at the end when they have their finally meltdown filled with tears and tantrums and are eventually banned you get a nice feeling inside you. Like you've done something good in the world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 You aren't referring to anyone in particular, are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Magpies. You try to feed them but whenever you even try to chuck something in their direction, they just fly away to some tree to think about it for a minute. Then when they decide it's safe, some feckin seagull's got it. They must eat dead seagull to survive or something. Don't feed magpies mate.....they kill the songbird chicks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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