DeeTillEhDeh Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) Those "Get the London look"ads really get on my tits. Apart from being fronted by some gap-toothed bint it sort of implies (yet again) that the shit-hole is the centre of the universe. Having lived there for 6 years in a past life I can tell you it isn't. Edited September 13, 2013 by DeeTillEhDeh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 (edited) Anyhoo - today I went to check my Lloydstsb account online and was told I'm no longer a customer - I had to follow a link to a hideous looking TSB site As sad and pathetic as it sounds I'm absolutely feckin gutted about this ... I never ever opened a fkin TSB account, I opened a Lloyds one over a quarter of a century ago Thanks Lloyds - ya bunch of b'stards !! Anyhoo - today I went to check my Lloydstsb account online and was told I'm no longer a customer - I had to follow a link to a hideous looking TSB site As sad and pathetic as it sounds I'm absolutely feckin gutted about this ... I never ever opened a fkin TSB account, I opened a Lloyds one over a quarter of a century ago Thanks Lloyds - ya bunch of b'stards !! Maybe it's an age thing, but I'm with you completely on this one. Plus, the new TSB (boak!) internet banking is a harsh blue background rather than the former Lloyds TSB (correct!) and it's claming light green background. It makes wringing ones hands over ones mammoth overdraft that touch more punitive. Edited September 13, 2013 by Monster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Those "Get the London look"ads really get on my tits. Apart from being fronted by some gap-toothed bint it sort of implies (yet again) that the shit-hole is the centre of the universe. Having lived there for 6 years in a past life I can tell you it isn't. Do you think the gap-toothed bint would get anywhere near a telly ad if her last name was not Jagger? Hate how all these people become so called "stars" on the back of their parents names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Do you think the gap-toothed bint would get anywhere near a telly ad if her last name was not Jagger? Hate how all these people become so called "stars" on the back of their parents names.Aye, Bing Hitler was a nobody until he changed his name to Ferguson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Do you think the gap-toothed bint would get anywhere near a telly ad if her last name was not Jagger? Hate how all these people become so called "stars" on the back of their parents names. She could eat apples through a fire guard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Those "Get the London look"ads really get on my tits. Apart from being fronted by some gap-toothed bint it sort of implies (yet again) that the shit-hole is the centre of the universe. Having lived there for 6 years in a past life I can tell you it isn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Every time I go to the barbers its f*****ng stowed out and I wait on average 30 minutes, this is regardless of what barbers I choose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Every time I go to the barbers its f*****ng stowed out and I wait on average 30 minutes, this is regardless of what barbers I choose. That's why I hate doing that on the weekends, I just wait until I have a day off during the week to get that kind of thing done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOGI IS GOD Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 That's why I hate doing that on the weekends, I just wait until I have a day off during the week to get that kind of thing done. Yep, it's a nightmare. Especially annoying when they don't open on Sundays, the one day of the week that folk actually have time to get their hair cut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Every time I go to the barbers its f*****ng stowed out and I wait on average 30 minutes, this is regardless of what barbers I choose. I made the foolish mistake of being lazy yesterday so I'm waiting just now. Two people to cut, both chairs occupied, and four people in front of me. Let's see how long it takes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Thing that pisses me off is when someone arsehole says "Oh have you had your hair cut?" Naw it all disappeared in the night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Thing that pisses me off is when someone arsehole says "Oh have you had your hair cut?" Naw it all disappeared in the night! On the bright side at least you still have hair to be cut! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I made the foolish mistake of being lazy yesterday so I'm waiting just now. Two people to cut, both chairs occupied, and four people in front of me. Let's see how long it takes. Two becomes one as one of them has fucked off to lunch, and the other one is more interested in fixing the plumbing issue than cutting peoples hair. I'm next in the queue but there's a kid getting his hair cut just now and it's fairly long. Lucky if I make the game today... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Two becomes one as one of them has fucked off to lunch, and the other one is more interested in fixing the plumbing issue than cutting peoples hair. I'm next in the queue but there's a kid getting his hair cut just now and it's fairly long. Lucky if I make the game today... I'm on tenterhooks here. Keep us updated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I only get my hair cut about twice a year at a push. I genuinely couldn't find my barbers last time I went 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Will do, squire. Kid's still getting his hair cut. If you have long hair go to a hairdressers and stop wasting time at the barbers. He's wearing cream chinos too. I hate him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Will do, squire. Kid's still getting his hair cut. If you have long hair go to a hairdressers and stop wasting time at the barbers. He's wearing cream chinos too. I hate him. Give him a brief raised eyebrow before he leaves. He'll be staring at shop windows the rest of the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Going to the barbers at the weekend is an absolute nightmare. I went in last Thursday for a one all over. Think I was in and out in the space of six minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Ended getting it cut when the bint came back from her lunch. Always happens. Done now though, and looking rather dece for the fly honeys tonight. All's well that ends well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Ended getting it cut when the bint came back from her lunch. Always happens. Done now though, and looking rather dece for the fly honeys tonight. All's well that ends well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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