ICTChris Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Yes. There are few things I wouldn't do for £30,000 a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I'd never heard of Flappy Bird, but I've since read that the Vietnamese developer who made it has pulled it cos he cant take the abuse he's been getting off addicted players, despite raking in £30k a day on advertising revenue. I'd take a pain in the arse for £30k any day of the week. hmmm....would the punters be willing to pay that though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Snelders Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Flooding. Pickles "Sorry, I thought we were dealing with experts" after promising 10 mill to deal with the mess. Aye, if only you hadnae cut 12.5 mill from the environment agency budget ya fat f*ck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed: Screenshot_2014-02-09-21-25-17.png aye that's how mines is gonna look 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 hmmm....would the punters be willing to pay that though? Hmmm. I've been thinking of the logistics of this. I'd need to charge £200 a shot, with a maximum time limit of 5 minutes. Assuming I work tricks for 12 hours a day, that would net £28,800 every day. So technically it's possible, but it would be a logistical nightmare. And I can only imagine the amount of paperwork and red-tape it would entail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 They all see to do it. Ssscotlind. Try working in an office full of them. "The thing about Scotlind..." is a phrase I hear far too often. Previously I would have slagged them off for their complete inability to pronounce 'loch' but after attempting to pronounce Zywiec (lager) in a Polish 'sklep' recently with the owner looking at me funny and saying it properly in a way I can't get close to, I'm willing to give the English a break over it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 (edited) Bought a parking ticket, put it on the dashboard then a gust of wind blew it down between the windscreen and the dash -.- Edited February 10, 2014 by Tamdunk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneteaminglasgow Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 One of my flat mates cooks his food then just puts the oven tray straight back into the oven without washing it or anything when he's done. Same boy also insists upon drying all his own plates which he does wash with kitchen roll rather than the towels which are clearly designed for that exact purpose then complains when we inevitably run out of kitchen roll. p***k. Another one has a habit of bringing up the fact that we need to clean up then fucks off somewhere for a couple of hours immediately afterwards, or finding some excuse why he doesn't need to help with certain things. Another p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I've got one of these vomiting bug things. That's bad enough, but I've also had a Jason Donnovan song stuck in my head all day. Kill me now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I've got one of these vomiting bug things. That's bad enough, but I've also had a Jason Donnovan song stuck in my head all day. Kill me now. Symptom then cause imho 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expatowner Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Tickily cough for days 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I appear to have pulled what ever muscle my left arse cheek is, I've did this incidentally from siting on said arse watching the TV 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skintight Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Same boy also insists upon drying all his own plates which he does wash with kitchen roll rather than the towels which are clearly designed for that exact purpose then complains when we inevitably run out of kitchen roll. Dish towels are the biggest source of germs in the kitchen and it's more hygienic to use paper towels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I've got one of these vomiting bug things. That's bad enough, but I've also had a Jason Donnovan song stuck in my head all day. Kill me now. Can't say I'm familiar with that particular song of his. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Can't say I'm familiar with that particular song of his. It's from an unreleased album from his dumped by Kylie and a baldy, alkie, junkie period. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Driving past the gritters as they're spraying the grit/salt everywhere. I passed 3 on the way home last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Came in pished last night and put a password on my iPod and I can't remember what it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Came in pished last night and put a password on my iPod and I can't remember what it is. Haha that's excellent. I once came home hammered and wrote 1000 words for a report of already handed in. Don't remember doing it and don't know why. It's amazing the thought processes that go through our heads when drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebhoy123 Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I remember coming in p1shed one night thinking my phone had been nicked - so I phoned vodafone to tell them.... The lassie told me the number I was reporting as being stolen was the number I was calling from !! WTF had I been drinking ? I think that was the same night I got barred from a pub in Surrey - The landlord ( an English guy ) told me his name was Gordon Strachen - I told him to get himself tae F..K - Obviously I thought he was taking the p1ss....... Turns out that WAS his name... D'Oh ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 Driving past the gritters as they're spraying the grit/salt everywhere. I passed 3 on the way home last night. Nothing worse than getting sprayed by a council gritter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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