IainMorton Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) Currently down in London for the Chelsea v Newcastle game tomorrow. Went to Burger King opposite my hotel half an hour ago for a munch, I said five words "chicken royale and fries please", the girl behind the counter looked liked I had just asked to take a dump in her handbag. Seriously, is it that difficult to understand?! Edited February 7, 2014 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) Currently down in London for the Chelsea v Newcastle game tomorrow. Went to Burger King opposite my hotel half an hour ago for a munch, I said five words "chicken royale and fries please", the girl behind the counter looked liked I had just asked to take a dump in her handbag. Seriously, is it that difficult to understand?! I find it difficult to understand why you'd go to McDonalds in London. There must be something better. Edited February 7, 2014 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I find it difficult to understand why you'd go to McDonalds in London. There must be so sting better. So sting much better Shirley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I find it difficult to understand why you'd go to McDonalds in London. I didn't 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 So sting much better Shirley.Thank you darling, typo! I didn't Burger King then. Last time I was down there were loads of good, cheap p!aces to eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Reminds me of another annoyance - going anywhere in Enger-lund, going to pay for something with a Scottish bank note and it being scrutinised as if it was some kind of obscure Pacific Island currency they'd never seen before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Reminds me of another annoyance - going anywhere in Enger-lund, going to pay for something with a Scottish bank note and it being scrutinised as if it was some kind of obscure Pacific Island currency they'd never seen before. Many moons ago I paid for a couple of drinks at a pub near Earls Court with a Scottish fiver, the dozy c**t behind the bar gave me change of a twenty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Many moons ago I paid for a couple of drinks at a pub near Earls Court with a Scottish fiver, the dozy c**t behind the bar gave me change of a twenty. I got away with that quite often at an off sales in Acton. Happened once, so I kept going back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 You should all be registered. ETA, just seen TP did a registered one. How about...I feel like a second class citizen for being so silly. ^^^ Return To Sender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Jim Davidson, the so called comedian, is an arse. True story. A friend of mine worked for him regularly on UK tours. They were half way fitting a trapdoor when the idiot stepped backward and fell about 15 feet. damaging his back. He was in hospital for a fortnight. On day three Jim Davidson sent a dancing girl with a bag of coke to cheer him up, a volunteer with a fondness for fellatio. He also paid his wages for the rest of the tour which he wasn't obliged to do. Even monsters have soft sides.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 True story. A friend of mine worked for him regularly on UK tours. They were half way fitting a trapdoor when the idiot stepped backward and fell about 15 feet. damaging his back. He was in hospital for a fortnight. On day three Jim Davidson sent a dancing girl with a bag of coke to cheer him up, a volunteer with a fondness for fellatio. He also paid his wages for the rest of the tour which he wasn't obliged to do. Even monsters have soft sides.. He should have sent it in a bottle or can- much easier to drink that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Pies Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I,m down for the game as well (toon fan) any ideas where is the best place for a drink before the game. I've heard earls court area is good? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Edinburgh council. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 True story. A friend of mine worked for him regularly on UK tours. They were half way fitting a trapdoor when the idiot stepped backward and fell about 15 feet. damaging his back. He was in hospital for a fortnight. On day three Jim Davidson sent a dancing girl with a bag of coke to cheer him up, a volunteer with a fondness for fellatio. He also paid his wages for the rest of the tour which he wasn't obliged to do. Even monsters have soft sides.. I take it by 'volunteer' you mean hooker. So he pays for hookers and supplies class A drugs; and here's me thinking he was an arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Gout. Fucking hurts like hell. And I wouldn't mind I've just spent 3 days in hospital for unrelated issues, soon as I get in the car to come home it starts, it's now at the "ooooh ya fucker" stage even if I just move my leg, let alone try to walk. Work tomorrow morning ain't going to be a barrel of laughs. Oh and I have to get a shit-load more prescription drugs after my visit to the hospital, gonna cost a fortune! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTk1FKN2K8UTPUwDwaTjqGgBFu-ZruBPbAqeCLBnlmjruWGjVM36Q Bag of coke He should have sent it in a bottle or can- much easier to drink that way. ^^^^never been to Thailand 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Pies Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Reminds me of another annoyance - going anywhere in Enger-lund, going to pay for something with a Scottish bank note and it being scrutinised as if it was some kind of obscure Pacific Island currency they'd never seen before. Down in London for the Chelsea v Newcastle, best start of the day, managed to split a clydesdalebank 20 pound note in a co-op in Tower Bridge Road. With no questions or hassle. Pleasing! Toon toon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Oh and I have to get a shit-load more prescription drugs after my visit to the hospital, gonna cost a fortune! Prescriptions are free in Scotland, aren't they? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Prescriptions are free in Scotland, aren't they? Raidernation lives in America 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Raidernation lives in America Ah. More fool him, then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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