kev23 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Cheer up, lad. Think of the killer BK you'll get for putting up with it if you can remain a bit cheery! EDIT: I meant a killer BJ. Although not sure what's better, a BJ or a Super Size Bacon Double XL meal. It's a tough one to call She seems fine just now. Well she did until I bailed. You have no idea (well you might) how bad this is. Everything is just so shite. I would take no getting my hole to leave now. I better re appear soon though. Horrible night that I wouldn't wish on anyone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 This is torture. Genuinely the worst night of my life. Told her a was away to get something out the car 20 minutes ago and I am still here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 She seems fine just now. Well she did until I bailed. You have no idea (well you might) how bad this is. Everything is just so shite. I would take no getting my hole to leave now. I better re appear soon though. Horrible night that I wouldn't wish on anyone Make an obvious point of counting everyone in your group. Go to the bar. Order a shot for everyone in the group. Carry the tray back to the table. Drink all the shots yourself. Be so drunk you pass out/ the mrs makes you go home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 (edited) I'll fucking swap places. Look on the brightt side. If your Auntie had balls, she'd be your uncle. Edited June 20, 2014 by The Phoenix 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I am addicted to pistachio nuts, the b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Save the shells for me so I can ping them at this boring bint on the other sofa. Is she independently wealthy or has an ailing husband? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 John Bishop on the telly again. He's a f*cking bellend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Neither. She does however have a mouth that never fucking stops. Instantly appealing, PM me her vital statistics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I'll fucking swap places. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 There you go. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1403302927.820232.jpg If they are representative of a removable top and bottom plate she is becoming a catch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 You're one sick b*****d. But I like you. (That's what she told me to post) Photies next, I'm not giving a f**k if she is aware that this is happening,(I am assuming that she is comatose due to Pino Grigio) as long as you can arrange 'the paps oot' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I asked her for a paps oot but she says she's too busy on the benny hedgehogs. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1403304436.926450.jpg I'm guessing that her nipples have carpet burns and on that note, I'm out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Cheer up, lad. Think of the killer BK you'll get for putting up with it if you can remain a bit cheery! EDIT: I meant a killer BJ. Although not sure what's better, a BJ or a Super Size Bacon Double XL meal. It's a tough one to call Oh, I don't know. The Bacon Double XL is just that bit too filling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussy Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 I'm having my first night out in Leith in years and I'm shocked by how hipster it's become. Right now I'm standing outside a wanky bar listening to guys scream back and fro how kinky (their, overused, word) they are. Awful. Can't wait to get back to reality in Gorgie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Carling adverts, they're all annoying and shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 You know what? In the end everything was pretty fine. Went back inside and just started sinking drinks and had a decent enough time. Back at a hotel now and am go get my hole. Goodnight p&b 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 You know what? In the end everything was pretty fine. Went back inside and just started sinking drinks and had a decent enough time. Back at a hotel now and am go get my hole. Goodnight p&b ^^^^^^ Didn't get his hole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I think I'd kill another human being for an XL bacon double cheeseburger meal. Easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 It's upsetting my closest Burger King is in Dundee, and if I want a subway I need to go to Crieff. Fucking Crieff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I think I'd kill another human being for an XL bacon double cheeseburger meal. Easy.I had one on Thursday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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