Widge Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I've avoided it today. f**k it, let's have a look and see what awaits tomorrow... 1017 unread messages I had precisely 3, but then again I never give my email to anyone and didn't answer my phone during the holidays, not that anyone important actually phoned!! Mind you I was sitting at my desk at 10am today and was already clock watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Drove from Perth to glenrothes to be told my college class was cancelled this morning. 60 mile round trip for f**k all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I hate it when I'm going for a shower and my gf's hair is clogging up the drain bit and the water fills up and over spills onto the floor. She never sees to it herself and i always have to fish it out Do what I did - get Miley in to hide behind the lavvy when she's showering. If the hair doesn't get picked up, he kens what to fling I let her keep her armpit and leg hair because i enjoy he European feel Between that and the lotion, does she get the hose otherwise? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 When I stay by myself or just with my sister if my parents are away we wash everything straight after we use it to avoid all this dishes drama pish, PnB take note 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 When I stay by myself or just with my sister if my parents are away we wash everything straight after we use it to avoid all this dishes drama pish, PnB take note ^^^Sleeps in the same bed to save making two. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 When I stay by myself or just with my sister if my parents are away we wash everything straight after we use it to avoid all this dishes drama pish, PnB take note 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 ^^^Sleeps in the same bed to save making two.Being from Arbroath he is also his own sister 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I wash all my dishes right after using them too. It's common sense. Leaving them is both tinky and silly. I lived with a dude once (easy now) who was such a lazy jakeball that instead of washing all the dirty cutlery, he went out and bought a new set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I received a postcard from this lot today. https://at800.tv/ when new 4G services arrive in your area. Aye, very good you fucking comedians, 4G, I can barely get any G. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I wash all my dishes right after using them too. It's common sense. Leaving them is both tinky and silly. I lived with a dude once (easy now) who was such a lazy jakeball that instead of washing all the dirty cutlery, he went out and bought a new set. Leaving them dirty is bad enough, people i hang about with and used to live with would think nothing of leaving their dinner plates sitting on the table over night out of pure laziness it is actuality he most disgusting thing i have ever seen One guy i was living with was having his dinner on the couch and just got up and left his messy plate LYING ON THE COUCH and fucked off to bed!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 When I stay by myself or just with my sister if my parents are away we wash everything straight after we use it to avoid all this dishes drama pish, PnB take note Only man in Angus with a clean cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I wash all my dishes right after using them too. It's common sense. Leaving them is both tinky and silly. I lived with a dude once (easy now) who was such a lazy jakeball that instead of washing all the dirty cutlery, he went out and bought a new set. #effluent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Leaving them dirty is bad enough, people i hang about with and used to live with would think nothing of leaving their dinner plates sitting on the table over night out of pure laziness it is actuality he most disgusting thing i have ever seen One guy i was living with was having his dinner on the couch and just got up and left his messy plate LYING ON THE COUCH and fucked off to bed!! We don't have a clean plate in the house right now. In case you can't sleep from the thought, I'll leave the back door unlocked (I've been overusing Kenneth Williams, but imagine he's Ooh!-ing in this space) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 #affluence I'm a one man gentrification machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Probably 1016 PMs from DA Baracus pertaining to some semen related japery no doubt, Like this gentleman, are you implying the DA sends out a PM whenever he...releases his essence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Liverpool and Wimbledon playing with the kind of pink plastic ball you get from ASDA for a pound. Also, husky Akinfenwa's re-ignited my long-dead hopes that a career in professional football is still possible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Like this gentleman, are you implying the DA sends out a PM whenever he...releases his essence? I hope not or else he'll be hearing from my attorney, Mayor McCheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 The 'Ignore' function only working on desktop version but not on app. Seems to be common complaint. Div seems to be ignoring it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I hope not or else he'll be hearing from my attorney, Mayor McCheese. Always wondered what he did before taking office. Probably just a puppet for his old client, Hamburglar. He kens where the bodies are buried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Div's got us all on Ignore Just as well he doesn't use the mobile app. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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