Guest The Phoenix Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 St Mirren update. They're all speaking German and have just got on a flight to Hamburg. Must have been seething. Der Middenmeisters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Thanks for the kind words. I'm currently contemplating going to the cinema and sleeping through the film just for the comfy seats. Still could be worse my mates driving us back and we reckon he'll be legal to drive at about 7 tonight. he's got to get back to Aberdeen. What the f**k are you doing in Debenhams and why would you even consider the pictures? Get to the fucking pub! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 St Mirren update. They're all speaking German and have just got on a flight to Hamburg. Must have been seething. East Stirlingshire have a Norwegian supporters club. Anything's possible. Should get the wife's family to start up a Wasps Club in Arizona. Would be fucking hilarious to see their faces when they saw the Recs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 St Mirren update. They're all speaking German and have just got on a flight to Hamburg. Must have been seething. Thomas Stickroth and friends, possibly. Childhood idol of mine. Classic story of him asking to switch wings at Easter Rd on a rainy day because the other side of the pitch was more sheltered. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Nah, in the departure Wetherspoons. There's three of them now. What do you call a gathering of St Mirren fans? They never gave it a name because there's never been one before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 My update is as followed. I'm feeling much better and Taken 3 was shite. As for the pub, I'm very much skint and my mate is driving us back and as such we said we wouldn't go to the pub because he can't drink. #bestfriendsever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 My update is as followed. I'm feeling much better and Taken 3 was shite. As for the pub, I'm very much skint and my mate is driving us back and as such we said we wouldn't go to the pub because he can't drink. #bestfriendsever Did they let you in the pictures for nothing? A good friend would have expected the bum's rush in those circumstances. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Having to spend the rare occasion getting dragged around the shops by the other half I can half-deal with, but the real PTTGOYN is the amount of stuff left on the floor in the women's clothes section. Animals compared to the small section in the corner of just one floor (usually known as 'mensware'). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Boiler is fucked again, 3rd time in 2 months, its baltic in here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Got a heating engineer coming to check and service our boiler tomorrow. Works fine just hope he can stop the boiler vibrating and the fucking noise a couple of the radiators make. Are you not a reformed gas engineer from Stirling then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Got a heating engineer coming to check and service our boiler tomorrow. Works fine just hope he can stop the boiler vibrating and the fucking noise a couple of the radiators make. That'll teach you for getting the lassies from Ann Summers to fit your central heating. It's all fun and games until you realise that your radiators have a better sex life than you do. Are you not a reformed gas engineer from Stirling then? Does Div have a machine for reforming unwanted posters, like pork sandwich meat? Can I come back as Mozza please? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 If you're coming back as Mozza I want to come back as Sparklingbrook. No fair, you've already had one reformation! (allegedly) That lassie did have nice cans o' ham. Where can said picture be located for...umm...historical purposes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 The Royal Mail's website in general. More specifically, the Online Postage facility. Been shite since they 'upgraded' a few years ago. Today's gripe is that way that it handles the AutoFill on subdivided addresses. Enter the postcode and house number, and you'll be asked which flat you want to send to. The site then enters 'Flat X' in the appropriate section. You don't find out until later that the word 'Flat' is automatically prepended to anything included in that box, so your label ends up addressed to 'Flat Flat X' Also, people on eBay who don't know how to spell their own names or addresses. What in the actual f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 The click function on my touchpad has absolutely brutalised my minesweeper win ratio. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Also, people on eBay who don't know how to spell their own names or addresses. What in the actual f**k. If you stick to Paypal the problem shouldn't occur? You have to match your bank account with your address. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 I've had no reformation you cheeky bas... I fear said pick of Sparklingbrooks cans is gone forever, I have no idea where it can be found. Doesn't appear to be on the NSFW forum anymore. Surely there's at least one dirty fiend on here will have taken a screenshot and kept it?? Check your inbox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 (edited) Just the 45 minutes late finishing work because the teams generic skiving cow disappeared 5 minutes early and left me next in the queue to answer a call. Tomorrow I shall be wearing my old workbooks to deliver a boot in the pie to said offender. Edited January 12, 2015 by mizfit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Just the 45 minutes late finishing work because the teams generic skiving cow disappeared 5 minutes early and left me next in the queue to answer a call. Tomorrow I shall be wearing my old workbooks to deliver a boot in the pie to said offender. Are you going to give her her jotters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Workboots* New PTTGOMN: autocorrect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weesiecodal Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Just the 45 minutes late finishing work because the teams generic skiving cow disappeared 5 minutes early and left me next in the queue to answer a call. Tomorrow I shall be wearing my old workbooks to deliver a boot in the pie to said offender. Steel toecaps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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