supermik Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Till it fell off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Are you unable to read?He can read, he just can't understand anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Yes it was. Had a text from her about 20 mins ago so she's either made it through the op or some permaraging Perth fermer has nicked her phone. This was a triumph. I'm making a note here; huge success. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Do be sure to remind her that she probably turned off someone's life support by using her phone inside the hospital; naughty girl. Give her our best although, going on past posts, some of the regulars will be along to do that in person 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Billy big baws Motherwell fans who have decided they support a club who should never get relegated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Billy big baws Motherwell fans who have decided they support a club who should never get relegated. It's that time of year, I'm afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I have 25% hearing in one ear thanks to a childhood accident, and i've currently got an ear infection in my good one. I was at a meeting today and ignored the chair several times and kept on pretending to take notes* *was actually colouring in a little drawing i did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Last (and indeed only) time I took minutes (end of last month) I had a dictaphone recording it so spent the time spectacularly bored, trying to stay awake and drawing cocks and robots in my notepad. It took me 3 days to transcribe that shit. I was close to weeping every second I was doing it such was the howling, blank futility and irrelevance of it. Of course I had the dictaphone for one night so spent a couple hours recording noises and pretending to be Captain Kirk (Family Guy version). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Minuting a meeting? I genuinely can't think of anything less exciting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Minuting a meeting? I genuinely can't think of anything less exciting. It's genuinely appalling. If would probably fake major illness if I was 'asked' to do it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 It's genuinely appalling. If would probably fake major illness if I was 'asked' to do it again. I've done it once in a disciplinary meeting. The guy got really upset and started calling his accuser a "massive cuntface" and how he's a "grassing dick". It was actually a pleasure to type up and send to HR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I've done it once in a disciplinary meeting. The guy got really upset and started calling his accuser a "massive cuntface" and how he's a "grassing dick". It was actually a pleasure to type up and send to HR. Haha! I wouldn't mind typing that up. I'd probably embellish it a bit as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Can I use your dictaphone?? Naw, use Yer finger like every c**t else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I hate transcribing disciplinary meetings, definitely a PTTGOYN. Doesn't help my handwriting is atrocious so I normally have to type them up after. And then the c**t will prob just quit before he gets fired anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Following on from Philpy's "wardrope", people who say "sangwich" gets my pish boiling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 The cold weather playing havoc with my bladder, (I'm only 37 before anybody uses the age thing) I could have filled a large paddling pool today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Following on from Philpy's "wardrope", people who say "sangwich" gets my pish boiling. Another one is that "defi-NETT-ly" thing a lot of people who obviously can't spell the word seem to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 I hate doing minutes. Especially in my office when it has to be done by hand, lets use a laptop, at least make it a bit easier ffs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Following on from Philpy's "wardrope", people who say "sangwich" gets my pish boiling. OYF this. Also 'Coy-in' for Coin and 'do-yeent' for Don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Throw hat instead of throat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 23, 2015 Share Posted February 23, 2015 Poy-em instead of poem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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