Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Now been admitted to hospital in Paisley. RIP Sweet Pete. Being in the RAH is more likely to kill you than your illness TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I'm in London and thought about going to Julian Sperroni's testrimonial tonight. £25.00 a pop, to watch Dundee in a friendly. The Argentinian millionaire can piss off. I'll spend it on drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Now been admitted to hospital in Paisley. RIP Sweet Pete. Have you got a garden strimmer that I could have if you die as mine appears to be fucked? Cheers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Now been admitted to hospital in Paisley. RIP Sweet Pete.Toodle pip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Is the wife being looked after?Does the wife's sister need consoled? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Does the wife's sister need consoled? Knew you'd look! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Broken escalators and the way they f*ck with your brain as you try to walk on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Have you got a garden strimmer that I could have if you die as mine appears to be fucked? Cheers. I don't even have a garden, meight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Knew you'd look! Haha couldn't resist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Being in the RAH is more likely to kill you than your illness TBH. Actually a damn good hospital. This is my second enforced stay here in two years and both times the care has been excellent. Far superior to shite like the Western Infirmary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Broken escalators and the way they f*ck with your brain as you try to walk on them. That glimmery, distancy optical illusiony effect. b*****ds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Actually a damn good hospital. This is my second enforced stay here in two years and both times the care has been excellent. Far superior to shite like the Western Infirmary. TBF I'm basing it on when my bro worked there. He had to readmit a patient who had just been discharged, after he found him with a stab wound in the car park! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 TBF I'm basing it on when my bro worked there. He had to readmit a patient who had just been discharged, after he found him with a stab wound in the car park! I dare say the accident and emergency dept sees some horrors, thankfully I'm in medical wards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I'm in London and thought about going to Julian Sperroni's testrimonial tonight. £25.00 a pop, to watch Dundee in a friendly. The Argentinian millionaire can piss off. I'll spend it on drink. So what's that, about 2 drinks worth of cash? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I don't even have a garden, meight. You should definitely give him your strimmer then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Haha couldn't resist Told you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Pics of nurses (female preferably) it gtf. Had six doctors looking at my banger earlier, one of whom was a young blonde in a tartan skirt, it's a good job I've got a tiny wee cock so they didn't notice my hard on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Had six doctors looking at my banger earlier, one of whom was a young blonde in a tartan skirt, it's a good job I've got a tiny wee cock so they didn't notice my hard on. I thought you had the sh*ts? PS, was this the nurse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 You should definitely give him your strimmer then. He can have my beard trimmer if I peg it, that should take care of his errant bush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 So what's that, about 2 drinks worth of cash? Just paid £4.30 for a pint of Devils Backbone in Spoons on Edgeware Road. Heading to Queensway later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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