mizfit Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Judith's wearing a test card tonight. Her fun bags are hard to focus on. Tell Judith to head to Newcastle. Her fun bags are needed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Judith's wearing a test card tonight. Her fun bags are hard to focus on. What are you smoking? Even I could see her tits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I'm not moaning, but I wouldn't be stuck for a pint or a carry out in Newcastle. Exactly. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 K Cider. I'm just going to assume that you are gassed off your tits and didn't understand the question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 One of my old school friends lost his son in a car crash this morning. 16 years old. What a sin. I find it absolutely flabbergasting that you think that is appropriate content for this website, never mind thread. Maybe the poor lad had terminal cancer, or was never going to amount to much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 I don't know. I think Philpy has a lot to offer. Particularly between 9 and 4.55. Even during his lunch hour? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Judith's wearing a test card tonight. Her fun bags are hard to focus on. Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Sounds like my neighbours are having a party. Shite techno music aplenty with the occasional argument thrown in for good measure. Just pretend they're your pals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 One of my old school friends lost his son in a car crash this morning. 16 years old. What a sin. He'll be about somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Darrenthegasfitter?? And you knew the rules prior to your blurb about Ralstons assets. Shame on you. Aye, I thought you were a plumber...? Sorry, Magee. I thought Magee was a plumber. And can we have a thread just for daily screenshots of la Ralston please? I rarely watch the telly, but I'm getting the impression that this would be the only show in town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 *Sigh* No Dave, I ain't a plumber, never was. FFS Dave You know I'm kidding Now get cracking on that Ralston thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Wives that wake you up in the middle of the night when they finally come to bed. And it's not for sex. And they know you've got work in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 I'm not a Ralston fan, but why don't you start the thread. Here's a pic to kick it off with: ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1433550925.139710.jpg Guessing that'll be a warm front then Judith... That may well be the worst picture I've ever seen of her. Gone right off the idea now. I'll leave it to Mozza and his vast stash of screengrabs that he's no idea how they got onto his phone, love, honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 There's worse on google images where I found that one. She used to be a fair bit plumper. Ooft - the old 'five pounds of tatties in a two pound bag' days? Good times, my friend. Good times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Received my passport documents yesterday to sign and send back, but the idiots spelt my surname wrong on the cover Letter. The spelling is fine on all the documents, but I phoned them to be on the safe side, and I now have to send a cover letter back with the paperwork to ensure that my name is correct on the passport. What a pain in the arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 (edited) Received my passport documents yesterday to sign and send back, but the idiots spelt my surname wrong on the cover Letter. The spelling is fine on all the documents, but I phoned them to be on the safe side, and I now have to send a cover letter back with the paperwork to ensure that my name is correct on the passport. What a pain in the arse. Where does that rank on a scale of late lunch to death? Edited June 6, 2015 by Sweaty Morph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Received my passport documents yesterday to sign and send back, but the idiots spelt my surname wrong on the cover Letter. The spelling is fine on all the documents, but I phoned them to be on the safe side, and I now have to send a cover letter back with the paperwork to ensure that my name is correct on the passport. What a pain in the arse. Alright, I'll be a complete c**t and point out that you're clearly thinking of leaving the country after somebody died. I'm sure the two things are entirely unrelated, but enjoy your new life in Venezuela all the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Received my passport documents yesterday to sign and send back, but the idiots spelt my surname wrong on the cover Letter. The spelling is fine on all the documents, but I phoned them to be on the safe side, and I now have to send a cover letter back with the paperwork to ensure that my name is correct on the passport. What a pain in the arse.It'll keep you busy, ask your pal if he wants to go to the post office with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 (edited) Judith's puppies at 7:30 http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b05x6ldk/reporting-scotland-05062015 Edited June 6, 2015 by Zen Archer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Where are they? View it on your smart tv, they look very impressive in HD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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