Honest Saints Fan Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Just been quoted £3300 for a dental implant. I'm in the wrong job if I can charge that for a few hours work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Ad Lib is probably inundated with the ladeez now his political career is now taking off Can you imagine the kind of groupies that 20-something local Lib Dem candidates get? They'd actually be worse than enforced celibacy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Hang on, we have another contender: Ruginald Bairn and his child bride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Guilty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Called it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Two bus journeys in a row, guys who had obviously been working in either a kebab shop or an Indian restaurant kitchen came on the bus, stinking the place out. Change yer feckin' clothes, FFS! Plus....in a pub yesterday that was jam-packed and about ten deep at the bar. This dobber is debating the beers with the (stunning.....absolutely stunning) barmaid and decides he wants to try a couple of them (the beers). GTF, there's a huge queue. And that's before I rant about the b*****ds that sneak in in front of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 (edited) Guilty. Fuxake, at least Chuck Blazer held out for a couple of years before spilling his guts! Edited June 8, 2015 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Alternate letters missed out to protect the guilty A_a_ L_n -_a_i_ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Anal and Len-Jamie? Not familiar with those two users. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Alternate letters missed out to protect the guilty A_a_ L_n -_a_i_ Quite frankly I'm mortified that this happened, I'm normally a flush down the toilet sort of bloke. I'll happily put it down to being full of eckies that night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 I've genuinely never felt such shame. I was giving a verbal dressing down in front of her 3 attractive friends. I actually had to make up reasons why I did it and was asked to apologise. I started going out with my now ex girlfriend about 2 weeks later and my flatmate always despised her as she assumed she was the girl I'd ridden in her bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 I'm still protesting my innocence here. I haven't got a fucking clue what you're talking about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 You and Adam stayed over at my flat in Woodlands and did the deed in Louisa's bed. I feel sorry for Adam if one of your first nights of passion was so forgettable! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 I've genuinely never felt such shame. I was giving a verbal dressing down in front of her 3 attractive friends. I actually had to make up reasons why I did it and was asked to apologise. I started going out with my now ex girlfriend about 2 weeks later and my flatmate always despised her as she assumed she was the girl I'd ridden in her bed. Kinda reminds of that episode of Peep Show when Jez takes the "w**k bullet" for the Russian bird and for Mark 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 I'm still protesting my innocence here. I haven't got a fucking clue what you're talking about. That disappeared the night before apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Was there any other women in the flat..? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Nope, nope, totally doesn't sound like anything I'd do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Looks like Adam has some explaining to do.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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