BFTD Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 You turned it off and on again, didn't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 It's working again, must've fixed itself How's the comedown? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Bet he's a retired QS. Which would mean it doesn't matter who it was, they're all boring people. Watch yer fuckin mouth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 For no reason at all, the Royal Mail have changed the way their four-to-a-page address labels print out, so now they're upside down. Absolutely fucking raging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Card reader at the garage has had some sort of software upgrade and is now really slow. Please enter PIN number .....press press press no response .....keep pressing first number then it enters it four times.....press cancel...dippit lassie looks at me as if I don't know what to do. Think about asking if the software has been upgraded but think what's the point so blame myself. Guessing the entire Asda reader system is the same. Put the please wait feature back in ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 (edited) BP on the A8 Heading our of Edinburgh. It may not be their fault, but if you buy fuel and then feel the need for a wee shop and a coffee, can u move your bloody car. Edited September 10, 2015 by capybara 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishyman Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Subway, a million question grilling for a sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Subway, a million question grilling for a sandwich. Cheese and toasted? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishyman Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Cheese and toasted? Don't start???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Don't start I once asked for a BLT.....they asked if I wanted lettuce or tomato on my sub 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Every night this week an ice cream van has stopped next to my house. Tonight I thought I would get a cone when it arrived. no feckin ice cream van. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishyman Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I once asked for a BLT.....they asked if I wanted lettuce or tomato on my sub Not too clever, I don't go in anymore, they blow my case every time. You think you've covered all your bases, like you did, and they f**k it right up by asking more shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Subway is a perfectly simple and obvious process, and I have just added "being behind someone in a Subway queue who is incapable of grasping how the Subway process works" to this post in this thread. If you've been in before and you can't pick it up you're a complete simpleton who probably shouldn't be buying food on your own. Elsewhere in Subway-related annoyance, people who try and get on a Subway train (and presumably other trains) before everyone has finished getting off are direct descendants of Hitler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheresthescoop Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Cooks calling each other by their job instead of their name, wtf is that about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I once asked for a BLT.....they asked if I wanted lettuce or tomato on my sub Yeah...you'll get asked if you want cheese on your steak and cheese sub too. I think they're trained to be unthinking automatons and just go through the list. They probably get a time out if they use common sense and assume the customer wants what they've just asked for. It'll all be done by robots one day anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Just found out that Children in Need is back on the radar. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't shoved down our throats for two months, instead its intolerable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Cooks calling each other by their job instead of their name, wtf is that aboutObvious spelling mistake is obvious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Subway is a perfectly simple and obvious process, and I have just added "being behind someone in a Subway queue who is incapable of grasping how the Subway process works" to this post in this thread. If you've been in before and you can't pick it up you're a complete simpleton who probably shouldn't be buying food on your own. Elsewhere in Subway-related annoyance, people who try and get on a Subway train (and presumably other trains) before everyone has finished getting off are direct descendants of Hitler. Went in past a McDonald's drive thru when the other half's dad (Doric speaking farmer type) was driving once. It was his first experience of such a thing and listening to him ordering himself 'just a burger' and the resultant chaos with the guy on the speaker was top entertainment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 Yeah...you'll get asked if you want cheese on your steak and cheese sub too. I think they're trained to be unthinking automatons and just go through the list. They probably get a time out if they use common sense and assume the customer wants what they've just asked for. It'll all be done by robots one day anyway. If you're asking the same questions all day and some c**t tries to f**k with the order you say it, I'd say they're in the wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 11, 2015 Share Posted September 11, 2015 (edited) If you're asking the same questions all day and some c**t tries to f**k with the order you say it, I'd say they're in the wrong. Folk don't half get confused when they go into a Subway for the first time. You can feel the seethe emanating from the queue behind them as they try to process the questions they're being asked I'd imagine they'll switch to touchscreen ordering at some point, after which you'll be able to watch the thing being made if that's your thing. Probably make life a lot easier for all concerned. Went in past a McDonald's drive thru when the other half's dad (Doric speaking farmer type) was driving once. It was his first experience of such a thing and listening to him ordering himself 'just a burger' and the resultant chaos with the guy on the speaker was top entertainment. I can remember going through a McDonalds drive-thru for the first time with my mother back in the late Eighties, and the "where is the voice coming from?" situation is retrospectively hilarious. She still hadn't quite worked it all out by the time she stopped driving Edit: she would put on her 'phone voice' when talking into the speaker too. Always made me giggle, for some reason. I look forward to finding out which technological advancements my son is amused by my handling of. Edited September 11, 2015 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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