weirdcal Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Technically you're right, but I pity the fool who never watched Fraggle Rock Going to be humming that bloody tune for hours 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 People who have the cold or flu but are too stubborn to take anything for it, meaning everyone else ends up with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 People who have the cold or flu but are too stubborn to take anything for it, meaning everyone else ends up with it. TBF to those with the flu, if they have it then they are unlikely to pass it on as there is no way they can get out of bed. Anyone who is Walking About saying they have the flu has never had the flu! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 TBF to those with the flu, if they have it then they are unlikely to pass it on as there is no way they can get out of bed. Anyone who is Walking About saying they have the flu has never had the flu! How else do you make it to the lavvy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 How else do you make it to the lavvy? With great difficulty! I've had it once in my life and that was the only time I got out of bed. It felt like running a mile though, going from my room to the toilet and back knackered me out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 There's nothing you can take for the cold or flu other than symptom relief. A bit of paracetamol and fluids ain't gonna stop you spreading it about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 If people didn't go into work when they were a bit under the weather with a cold they might pass on, the country would grind to a halt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Different strains hit you to different degrees. We've all had the shivers and explosions from both ends, but were still able to get things done (with care). And then there are the strains that would have you feverishly swearing on the bible that there never were two clubs at the same time please just make the pain go away! Shouldn't be out of the house with either of them TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 There's nothing you can take for the cold or flu other than symptom relief. A bit of paracetamol and fluids ain't gonna stop you spreading it about. I know what you mean, but people's refusal to even take symptom relief doesn't help. When we used to have a lodger, he was a heavy smoker who was very prone to colds and chest infections, but instead of Taking any meds, he would just sit and cough his guts up, spreading his germs everywhere. He would rather spend every last penny on vodka and fags rather than a bottle of cough medicine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 I know what you mean, but people's refusal to even take symptom relief doesn't help. When we used to have a lodger, he was a heavy smoker who was very prone to colds and chest infections, but instead of Taking any meds, he would just sit and cough his guts up, spreading his germs everywhere. He would rather spend every last penny on vodka and fags rather than a bottle of cough medicine. Could you not have either a) spoken to him about this b) given him his month's notice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 He was gone about two weeks later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 I know what you mean, but people's refusal to even take symptom relief doesn't help. When we used to have a lodger, he was a heavy smoker who was very prone to colds and chest infections, but instead of Taking any meds, he would just sit and cough his guts up, spreading his germs everywhere. He would rather spend every last penny on vodka and fags rather than a bottle of cough medicine. Would it have been OK if he'd coughed into a tissue? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 He was gone about two weeks later. Poor b*****d. Don't think cough meds would've saved him TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Currently drinking covonia with tissues stuck up my nose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 When you're quietly having a shite in a public convenience, you know, letting a fart out and a wee jobby when someone uses the handryer and some fucker comes in to the next cubicle and just lets fly. Farts, plops, grunts and groans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Is farting acceptable at a urinal? Always wondered if I'd get manhandled if I let rip and wasn't seated. P&B's good for getting the important answers about life from real manly men, I find. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 How else do you make it to the lavvy? If you've got proper flu and are not able to make it to said lavvy a bucket by the bed can be handy for bodily excretions from all orifices. Modern regulations will probably dictate that separate, different coloured, buckets should be used for waste from each orifice. This idea is better if you are lucky enough to have a good lady to empty the bucket(s) every now and again but if you are alone maybe more than 1 bucket will be required. It was worse in the good old days, at least now if you have to struggle to the lav you don't have to put on a coat, slippers, etc, to go to the outside cludgie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Is farting acceptable at a urinal? Always wondered if I'd get manhandled if I let rip and wasn't seated. P&B's good for getting the important answers about life from real manly men, I find. Acceptable to a point. If it's just a run o the mill squeaker then you're fine. Anything bordering on dangerous and you might warrant a reaction (although I doubt there would ever be 'manhandling' - not from the toilets I frequent anyway). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Is farting acceptable at a urinal? Always wondered if I'd get manhandled if I let rip and wasn't seated. P&B's good for getting the important answers about life from real manly men, I find. In some establishments it's positively encouraged. If "manhandling" is what you crave then maybe a diet of sprouts before you go out will help. It will at least increase you chances of meeting that someone special. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino7 Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Celtic fans that refer themselves as "boy" like "ScottyBhoy" or "Seanbhoy" away and take a f**k to yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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