Sergeant Wilson Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 My last five cars have all been rear wheel drive. This is my second 330ci the last one had the head casket went on itHow many hearse power was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Monotonous presentations. You're a second year student, not a 4 year-old struggling to recite her nativity lines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Just checked the fridge there, and yes! Time to get rid of her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 My mrs always puts the bananas in the fridge and this gives them a hard texture that is unpleasant to bite into. Should be kept in a bowl at room temperature IMO My missus keeps putting my balsamic vinegar in the fridge. Clearly spoiling for a divorce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 My missus keeps putting my balsamic vinegar in the fridge. Clearly spoiling for a divorce. Muslamic vinegar?! Broken Britain! No to Sharia condiments! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 A girl in the school playground just now decided to be a little shit and block my 4 year old from crossing the wooden play bridge. He tried saying please, her mate, Melissa (had her name embroidered on her school jumper) told her there was a little boy trying to get past her, she just pulled a fucking stupid face and pretended she didn't understand. Melissa repeated "Caitlyn, that wee boy's trying to get past". Caitlyn pulls the same stupid fucking face and makes a stupid fucking noise to go with it. So I step up, tell her that he's asked her three times to let him across so could she please move. She didn't even turn to look at me to give me a mouthful of cheek, throw her arms in the air at "all that space" he could pass before putting her hands back on the rails and blocking the path again. I told Harry to just push his way through and then heard a load of muttered swearing as we walked away to get the older boy. Anyway, this leads me to a question: when did kids become so fucking dense as to act like little shits when they've made themselves easily identifiable? At least when I was being a wee boot as a kid I made sure I was anonymous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 A girl in the school playground just now decided to be a little shit and block my 4 year old from crossing the wooden play bridge. He tried saying please, her mate, Melissa (had her name embroidered on her school jumper) told her there was a little boy trying to get past her, she just pulled a fucking stupid face and pretended she didn't understand. Melissa repeated "Caitlyn, that wee boy's trying to get past". Caitlyn pulls the same stupid fucking face and makes a stupid fucking noise to go with it. So I step up, tell her that he's asked her three times to let him across so could she please move. She didn't even turn to look at me to give me a mouthful of cheek, throw her arms in the air at "all that space" he could pass before putting her hands back on the rails and blocking the path again. I told Harry to just push his way through and then heard a load of muttered swearing as we walked away to get the older boy. Anyway, this leads me to a question: when did kids become so fucking dense as to act like little shits when they've made themselves easily identifiable? At least when I was being a wee boot as a kid I made sure I was anonymous. How to deal with Caitlyn: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I called the deputy head. Wish I'd done that instead now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Had a similar incident at the Fun Factory on Sunday. Took great pride in telling a wee lassie that she was "a wee shit" "not a very nice person" for calling my daughter something rude (fatty tights, for some reason, she is neither fat, nor was she wearing tights. Actually, maybe she was aiming this insult at me). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I really wanted to say something about how big and brave she must feel, being a wee bitch to a 4 year old (I'm told by my older boy she's in P5 or 6) or mouthing off at an adult but not being able to look at them while she does it but I thought I should probably go through the proper channels. And there was witnesses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I really wanted to say something about how big and brave she must feel, being a wee bitch to a 4 year old (I'm told by my older boy she's in P5 or 6) or mouthing off at an adult but not being able to look at them while she does it but I thought I should probably go through the proper channels. And there was witnesses. Passive aggressive is the way to go here. 'don't worry harry, you did the right thing by asking but some girls are a bit silly and will probably end up pregnant by 16 and working in burger king' Only positives come from this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Shut up fatty tights. (It was both). Actually, "Shut Up, Fatty Tights" sounds like the title of an obscure Morrissey B-side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Had a similar incident at the Fun Factory on Sunday. Took great pride in telling a wee lassie that she was "a wee shit" "not a very nice person" for calling my daughter something rude (fatty tights, for some reason, she is neither fat, nor was she wearing tights. Actually, maybe she was aiming this insult at me). I'm surprised at this post Mozza, doesn't the Court Order ban you from attending any places where children congregate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Lip up, fatty (tights). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Actually, "Shut Up, Fatty Tights" sounds like the title of an obscure Morrissey B-side. You're the one for me, fatty tights. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 There is a Fatty Tight that never goes out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 This Fatty Tight has opened my eyes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Actually, "Shut Up, Fatty Tights" sounds like the title of an obscure Morrissey B-side. It would seem November Spawned a Monster right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Glenn Hoddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 (edited) I pass a billboard on the way to work that is currently advertising an Iceland frozen Beef Wellington that looks like pastry stuffed with dog shit. If that's the best they can make it look for their advert, what the f**k does it actually look like?? Edited November 26, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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