Honest Saints Fan Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Ive cut my lip, it's a really nippy pain which is making my eyes water 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 The beer shits Try adding Red Wine and or Bloody Mary ones.....to the repertoire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 As the bus pulled away from the college stop the whole bus suddenly stuck of piss and got really loud. All junkies talk the same. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidsareunited Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 the use of the word "kidZ" on posters at the underground. it just really fucking annoys me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattyBee Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 When it's a nice bright day in the morning I think "oh it's good outside, I'll just go to school with my shirt and jumper."And now it's absolutely pissing of rain and I finish in half an hour, meaning I will be fucking drenched by the time I get in. I did this too And then I had to wait on my dad to pick me up after my horrible maths exam in the pouring rain for 10 minutes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I also did that, but without a jumper, so had to walk up the road in my shirt. You'd think I'd learn, did the very same thing last Friday lunchtime... I was so hacked off I never went back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Next time, wear trousers as well. Just realised my error. I meant the top half of my body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I was a having a kid on boxing match with my (female) friend earlier in the living room and I jokingly invited her to hit me as hard as she could. She took a full strength swing with a clenched fist palm first and put two of my teeth through my lip Battered by a woman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I need to buy a car to get me to work but so far i have looked a 6 cars and they are bags of bolts,I have £1000 to spend but i am not finding it easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kyle99 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 People who post-whore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I was a having a kid on boxing match with my (female) friend earlier in the living room and I jokingly invited her to hit me as hard as she could. She took a full strength swing with a clenched fist palm first and put two of my teeth through my lip Battered by a woman Unlucky Fudge. Hope your a hard man playing 5's! People who post-whore WHORE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I was a having a kid on boxing match with my (female) friend earlier in the living room and I jokingly invited her to hit me as hard as she could. She took a full strength swing with a clenched fist palm first and put two of my teeth through my lip Battered by a woman I need to buy a car to get me to work but so far i have looked a 6 cars and they are bags of bolts,I have £1000 to spend but i am not finding it easy. Is the rover deid then? My flatmate is in exactly the same boat. She needs a car, has around a grand to spend, but everything she has looked at has been a wreck, or its been sold already. That said, I got a cracker last month. 1997 1.6 Ford Escort in absolutely fantastic nick! £500 quid, and then a few weeks back he fixed a niggling brake fault and put another years MOT on it for another hundred. So £600 for the best car I've owned by a country mile. I've been lucky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 People who STILL haven't put the clocks forward from about 2 months ago. FFS how hard is it? Lazy sods 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 People who STILL haven't put the clocks forward from about 2 months ago. FFS how hard is it? Lazy sods clocks only go forward in a leap year silly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Unlucky Fudge. Hope your a hard man playing 5's! I retroted with a 'Rock Bottom', which was little more than a poorly disguised grope of her breasts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo Wonderboy Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I retroted with a 'Rock Bottom', which was little more than a poorly disguised grope of her breasts. Good plan that man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoctor Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Why do people insist on taking umbrellas out with them when there are high winds accompanying the swirling rain? The brollies are turned inside out or broken because of the windspeed, thus leading to the person stupid enough to take their umbrella out getting wet in the first place. I saw a woman on the way into work battling, that's right, battling with her umbrella as it persistently kept getting blown inside out and it must have taken her the best part of five minutes to get it right, before she braved it again, only to have it blow inside out within seconds. What is the point to that? An umbrella is used to shield you from the rain, but there's truly no point in having it if it's going to get blown about because of the winds and you end up getting wet anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Why do people insist on taking umbrellas out with them when there are high winds accompanying the swirling rain? Agree x100 They are a complete waste of time. I never use them and they should be banned and anybody caught with one sentenced to 10 years penal servitude.Man or women.swing round poke your bloody eye out.Princess St in a light shower is like an obstacle course. And another thing PAC a Mac. What do they look like. Tourists in Edinburgh wear them by the dozen.!! God. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Why do tons of people have wind chimes (one person has four, i think) in forfar or arbroath? it's like havin fuckin tinnitus(sp?) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) This "make the most pages" thread. It's not so much the actual thread that's annoying me, but it means that late at night, when the forum's quite empty, instead of having a few strange and usually funny topics popping up, there's just an inane stream of babble in that one thread. Nobody's sitting about thinking of something to post about, they just lob some nonsensical buggery into that. I despise posting for the sake of posting Edited May 7, 2009 by Dunc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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