Breaking Decency Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 In other news, I appear to have grown a beard since the last time I looked in the mirror. When did that happen!? Since the last time you looked in the mirror...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centre Stand Hero Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 My wife has just bought a new laptop with one of those touchpad things and it is one pain in the arse. The bloody zoom level keeps changing for no apparent reason and half the bloody time i can't see where the little bloody arrow is! I'm sure this is a female/poove conspiracy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints1884 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 (edited) I hate the pc mouse we have now,it's wireless,and it just doesn't like me,when I try and click on anything the pointer just zooms in the other direction. I liked the old mouse we had,at least I could use it. On the subject of the laptop touch pad,I can't use those either. They are hard to control,and I'd rather have a mouse on the lap top. Edit: I have tried lowering the speed of the pointer thing but it still does it. Edited May 13, 2009 by saints1884 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 My wife has just bought a new laptop with one of those touchpad things and it is one pain in the arse. The bloody zoom level keeps changing for no apparent reason and half the bloody time i can't see where the little bloody arrow is! I'm sure this is a female/poove conspiracy. The zoom level may be due to a 'hotspot' on the pad, usually on the right hand side which acts like a scrollwheel. It can usually be disabled in the touchpad's control panel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattyBee Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 When you have to sit in the middle of the front row in an exam and the invigilators are sitting having a wee chat with each other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 When you have to sit in the middle of the front row in an exam and the invigilators are sitting having a wee chat with each other We had an invigilator who would read your answers over your shoulder, didn't half get on my tits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 When you have to sit in the middle of the front row in an exam and the invigilators are sitting having a wee chat with each other I sat at the very back in my Standard Grade Maths exam, the morning after Raith v Stirling in the play-offs, and two invigilators were standing talking about the game. That's distracting enough, but I vivdly remember hearing one of them saying: "Aye, I'd release that Campbell. And Hislop too, they're murder. Keep Davidson though, he's a good player." I nearly had a fit. I failed the problem solving too, and I blame them for distracting me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CattyBee Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 We had an invigilator who would read your answers over your shoulder, didn't half get on my tits That would've been horrible... I hate anybody reading anything over my shoulder I sat at the very back in my Standard Grade Maths exam, the morning after Raith v Stirling in the play-offs, and two invigilators were standing talking about the game. That's distracting enough, but I vivdly remember hearing one of them saying:"Aye, I'd release that Campbell. And Hislop too, they're murder. Keep Davidson though, he's a good player." I nearly had a fit. I failed the problem solving too, and I blame them for distracting me! The invigilators were Raith fans?! Our invigilators are all old grumpy women Your ones clearly don't know what they're talking about B) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvMarvSuperMarv Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I sat at the very back in my Standard Grade Maths exam, the morning after Raith v Stirling in the play-offs, and two invigilators were standing talking about the game. That's distracting enough, but I vivdly remember hearing one of them saying:"Aye, I'd release that Campbell. And Hislop too, they're murder. Keep Davidson though, he's a good player." I nearly had a fit. I failed the problem solving too, and I blame them for distracting me! An invigalator fell down our stage stairs. It was fuckin class, I kept getting giggly fits of laughter when I thought about it again throughout the exam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I keep making mistakes when I'm writing stuff out, not just on here either. Bloody annoying. On top of that my cold doesn't seem to be going away and the result tonight hasn't really raised my spirits any. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I know what you mean though, I'm just being an arse because I'm bored. Many apologies. No apology necessary, it's only banter. Incidentally, the last time I had a deep kiss with my friend she nearly sucked the tongue out of my mouth - and there's a particular reason for that but I'm not telling what! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 It would appear that Ruairidh objects to being in the cot but not to the matress being on the floor! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 When you have to sit in the middle of the front row in an exam and the invigilators are sitting having a wee chat with each other That happened to me today. They were standing right beside me, having a nice wee chat. I was one minute away from putting my hand up and asking them to stop. And the old b*****d kept on tapping his pen three times throughout. Arghhhh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 There's a stoned guy trying to play football in the corridor outside my room. It would be amusing, but I've got an exam to fail in the morning, so I'm in a shitey mood Not that I'm going to say anything about it, I'm not one of those people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 (edited) It would appear that Ruairidh objects to being in the cot but not to the matress being on the floor! put the wee man in one of those bouncy bouncy things that wedges in doorways. Works a treat. B) Edited May 13, 2009 by The Blair-Skint Student 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 put the wee man in one of those bouncy bouncy things that wedges in doorways. Works a treat. B) He went in one of those once and hated it. He's happy on his matress Obviously didn't like being caged in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 He went in one of those once and hated it. He's happy on his matress Obviously didn't like being caged in. I have a god-son and have to give his daddy tips :lol: so I somehow know alot aboot the critters. But this Ruaridh seems to be the only one who doesn't like the bouncy thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 I have a god-son and have to give his daddy tips :lol: so I somehow know alot aboot the critters. But this Ruaridh seems to be the only one who doesn't like the bouncy thing You missed an 'i' Maybe he was too little and I didn't think it looked all that safe. He'd much rather lie on a blanket with his toys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Can't believe I finished school for good, about a year ago today. Times moving a bit fucking fast. I finished school EIGHT years ago this week, and I really have no idea where the time has gone! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 He'd much rather lie on a blanket with his toys Has he started the 'pick it up for me Mummy' game yet? You know the one - here's your toy sweetheart. Thanks Mum - oops, I appear to have dropped it on the floor, would you pick it up for me? There you go sweetheart, here's your toy. Ooops, I appear to have dropped it on the floor again; would you pick it up for me? etc, etc, etc - until he either gets bored or Mum loses her rag and the toy gets flung oot the windae! I speak from experience, as you may tell! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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