Hank Scorpio Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Use the rat's front teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Use the rat's front teeth. Nah she's had "problems" in the past. I don't want to have to go through that with her again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Nah she's had "problems" in the past. I don't want to have to go through that with her again. It's Phil Mitchell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Sitting having my lunch in my van and what came running by it but a huge fucking rat,Put me right off my roll on crisps Keithgy, were you in your UPS van on Argyle Street at about 2pm today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Keithgy, were you in your UPS van on Argyle Street at about 2pm today? More importantly are you the rat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Keithgy, were you in your UPS van on Argyle Street at about 2pm today? What part of Argyle St? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 What part of Argyle St? The start, at the lights outside of Gap. I sound like the biggest stalker, ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 When you can't find something you've seen in the past few days lying around the house.Now that I fancy a bottle of the Bulmers left over from the housewarming I can't find the farking bottle opener. Do you have access to a lighter, preferably a clipper? I know how to open a bottle using such an implement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middleton Mouse Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Do you have access to a lighter, preferably a clipper?I know how to open a bottle using such an implement. It's OK I found the bottle opener! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 The start, at the lights outside of Gap.I sound like the biggest stalker, ever. GTID and keithgy in a meet outside Gay And Proud. Ohhhh the banter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 The start, at the lights outside of Gap.I sound like the biggest stalker, ever. Na it wasn't me i deliver to the other end of Argyle st towards the M8 after Central station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 It's OK I found the bottle opener! Good, it probably would have been a mare trying to explain what to do anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyTillIDie Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 GTID and keithgy in a meet outside Gay And Proud. Ohhhh the banter Na it wasn't me i deliver to the other end of Argyle st towards the M8 after Central station. No bother, I just remember you saying you delivered in the City Centre, so thought it might be you. Sound like a bit of an idiot now, though, so I think I'm going to stop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Trying to find a job is a fucking nightmare. Tell me about it! I'd shovel shite for 40 hours a week if i meant i got £130 week in an envelope. Currently job hunting and failing Did have a job over Xmas and they were gonna offer me hours but I missed a meeting I did not know I had (they sent a letter to my flat in Aberdeen while I was back home in Dunfermline) and so my contract was terminated. Christ I would shovel shit for 50 hours a week for a £100 a week thats how bad it is right now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Christ I would shovel shit for 50 hours a week for a £100 a week thats how bad it is right now Tell me about it pal. I'd do fucking anything. If anyone can help me out, please don't hesitate to get in touch with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) Tell me about it pal. I'd do fucking anything. If anyone can help me out, please don't hesitate to get in touch with me. It's not going to be that much use to you, I imagine, but there were a few job hunting tips in this thread that I started a week or so ago. Oh, and if the Phoenix tells you he can get you a job, ignore him, it's an elaborate rouse Edited May 21, 2009 by Dunc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Tell me about it pal. I'd do fucking anything. If anyone can help me out, please don't hesitate to get in touch with me. Can your bro not invent a job for you at the San Starko?..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Can your bro not invent a job for you at the San Starko?..... He could pass the tissues round the dressing room at full time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 He could pass the tissues round the dressing room at full time. If I was a Rovers player, I'd want to w**k over Graham Weir after every game too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekender Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 If I was a Rovers player, I'd want to w**k over Graham Weir after every game too. Just to upset him ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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