Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 26, 2007 Share Posted February 26, 2007 Buying glasses at a cost of £200 when Xbass has pointed out a possible cheaper cure on the Reasons to be cheerful thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Three millimetres of rain on the roads and the a*seholes that are the Great British Public forgetting to drive sensibly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 New dog using upstairs landing as a toilet Dog Training tonight, she'll get a fright 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermac Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Companies who look at your CV - showing 6 and a half years of experience for the role they're advertising - then send you a letter saying "...we are looking for an experienced *******". Must be hard when they dont even tell you what it is they're looking for 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Must be hard when they dont even tell you what it is they're looking for Aye very good. For the record, it was not the line of business I have qualifications in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Aye very good.For the record, it was not the line of business I have qualifications in So the missing word is journalist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Um, yeah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hazel1884 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Forget sleepwalking, i actually sleeptext/call.... I send messages all the time during the night and i have no recollection of doing so at odd hours of the morning - so i turned off my phone last night and woke up with it on and having sent two texts. That's just weird and a tad obsessive! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsson. Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Forget sleepwalking, i actually sleeptext/call....I send messages all the time during the night and i have no recollection of doing so at odd hours of the morning - so i turned off my phone last night and woke up with it on and having sent two texts. That's just weird and a tad obsessive! Your last text said your going to smear me in syrup and lick it off me....just wonder is that's still a go'er hazel?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XaaronPrimus Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Sisters. And computers. Especially when one belongs to the other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Your computer owns your sister? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wug Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Sisters. And computers. Especially when one belongs to the other. Computerised pimps these days Well I never... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Computerised pimps these days Well I never... Dell Boy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Dell Boy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wug Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Dell Boy? I don't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Forget sleepwalking, i actually sleeptext/call.... My sister in law does that. Unfortunatly one time she was shagging her man and as my husband name starts with an A he's first in her phone book........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kullibino Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 She has sex in her sleep? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 I don't get it. Seriously? Computerised pimps these days Dell Computers - Del Boy - Dell Boy (I know what your're thinking but it's the way my mind works!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterhead Dave Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Seriously? Dell Computers - Del Boy - Dell Boy (I know what your're thinking but it's the way my mind works!) I don't know if it should be a worry for you that people struggle to get your jokes, or a worry for me that I get them straight away 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 Seriously? Dell Computers - Del Boy - Dell Boy (I know what your're thinking but it's the way my mind works!) I got that one. Raised a smile! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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