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Guest xbasslichtie

Errm, my foreheads bald, also the bottom of my feet and my palms! Oh, and toe and fingernails. Is that enough? :unsure:

The beardie clique sucks, not enough beardies!

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Beards and long hair don't do it for me either.

I prefer to call it medium length hair and stubble. :: grooms self :: Long hair is shoulder/chest length hair like some of my female flatmates have. Mines not even touching the shoulder!

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Mild stubble is certainly alright.

Beards are not.

Brilliant! I think I could be in there! Hair but not too long? Check. No beard but some mild stubble? Check.

Now all I need is to find a girl who meets my criteria. What REALLY turns me on is a girl who takes no nonsense, who knows her own mind who would even park in a Parent and Child space if it felt her.

But where would I ever find a girl like that? :(

:lol::P

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Brilliant! I think I could be in there! Hair but not too long? Check. No beard but some mild stubble? Check.

Now all I need is to find a girl who meets my criteria. What REALLY turns me on is a girl who takes no nonsense, who knows her own mind who would even park in a Parent and Child space if it felt her.

But where would I ever find a girl like that? :(

:lol::P

In Tesco, clubbing seals in the fishmonger section and calling people spastics when they need help with the self-service checkouts? It's always worked for me.

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Brilliant! I think I could be in there! Hair but not too long? Check. No beard but some mild stubble? Check.

Now all I need is to find a girl who meets my criteria. What REALLY turns me on is a girl who takes no nonsense, who knows her own mind who would even park in a Parent and Child space if it felt her.

But where would I ever find a girl like that? :(

:lol::P

:smartass

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I've got a bald patch at the side of my head because I'm a special. Can I join your gang?

I'll need to run it past the other members, we're a democratic bunch, us baldies ;)

My opinion is that it depends on whether the bald patch is "man-made" or natural.

If it's natural then my vote goes to Fudge being accepted into the fold. :D

PS As a sad old git, I've no idea what a special is. :( I read it three times before it registered with me that it didn't say "because I'm special"

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My opinion is that it depends on whether the bald patch is "man-made" or natural.

If it's natural then my vote goes to Fudge being accepted into the fold. :D

PS As a sad old git, I've no idea what a special is. :( I read it three times before it registered with me that it didn't say "because I'm special"

Over to you Fudge, Man-made or Natural? your baldie clique membership depends on your answer :P

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My opinion is that it depends on whether the bald patch is "man-made" or natural.

If it's natural then my vote goes to Fudge being accepted into the fold. :D

PS As a sad old git, I've no idea what a special is. :( I read it three times before it registered with me that it didn't say "because I'm special"

Im happy to go along with that.

Although, by that criteria shouldnt Rowan and Britney be expelled? :unsure:

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