ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 more like elephant bites mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Aw come on, I've got some standards surely? You haven't, and I'll bully you about it until you change your ways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Did someone on here once do a fatty and actually shit themself in the morning or something? I'm sure I remember something like that from the fattest bird you've ever shagged thread or whatever it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Thought I was going to get a lazy afternoon but.. after failing to meet me this morning, making me late for college my brother wants to meet me this afternoon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Thought I was going to get a lazy afternoon but.. after failing to meet me this morning, making me late for college my brother wants to meet me this afternoon! I thought he lived with you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I thought he lived with you? His clothes live with me. He seems to drift from different girls flats every night! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 You haven't, and I'll bully you about it until you change your ways. I have though. It's just when the drink starts flowing.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fafc1885 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I have though. It's just when the drink starts flowing.... don't blame the drink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I have though. It's just when the drink starts flowing.... Maybe HSF will let you practice on her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 don't blame the drink It seems like a decent or acceptable reason though... Maybe HSF will let you practice on her? I'm not desperate enough to need a volunteer lol! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I'm sure I read a post about a lad that pulled an absolute monstrosity of a girl and while they were pumping, she decided she'd had enough and went to sleep, so once she'd dozed off he spunked on her and ran away. Haha, Jesus. That'd be awful if a bird fell asleep whilst banging her. There were some odd tales in that thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I enjoyed Ruggy's story about pumping a munter, before waking up, horrified, and being halfway out the door before James Bond-ing back into the bedroom to rake through her bag, find her phone, and delete his number while she was passed out in the bed in all her gruesome glory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I had to spend £7 on two taxi's this morning because the fucking bus never turned up. b*****ds, every fucking one of them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 His clothes live with me. He seems to drift from different girls flats every night! That's men for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I enjoyed Ruggy's story about pumping a munter, before waking up, horrified, and being halfway out the door before James Bond-ing back into the bedroom to rake through her bag, find her phone, and delete his number while she was passed out in the bed in all her gruesome glory. I'm going to have a read through that thread on Friday afternoon to pass an hour or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I had to spend £7 on two taxi's this morning because the fucking bus never turned up. b*****ds, every fucking one of them £7 on two taxis? Where were you going, the shops? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Fax machine out of ink and no replacement.!!fume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Fax machine out of ink and no replacement.!!fume. Ask one of your Admin people to sort it out. That's what's always asked of me and my one staff member by the operational staff when something like that goes wrong - "Oh just leave it Admin, that's what they're for'. If I sound bitter, it's because I am! And I was about to go across the road for a read of my paper and an orange and soda or two but I've just noticed it's started pishing down. It's probably my fault as I've just put Seasick Steve - Man From Another Time on so the blues have brought on the blues man! And I've just cleared out my PM in and outboxes as they were 96% full - a complete delete. I'm bound to have wiped something desparately important that could have led to love and/or money! Anyone who may have offered me either, please Re-PM me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Ask one of your Admin people to sort it out. That's what's always asked of me and my one staff member by the operational staff when something like that goes wrong - "Oh just leave it Admin, that's what they're for'. Better than that i have sent out my boss.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 After drowning my sorrows sufficiently last night, I am left to deal with the crippling hangover that follows such behaviour. Fucking Rangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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