Breaking Decency Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Tell me bout it.The bank phoned me today, and asked for my e-mail address. I said to her ''bibbyblair@....'', and she said ''sorry, was that a 'D'? I said, no, 'BEEEEEEEEEEE'. Then she says, 'D for 'Delta'? And I hit back with: 'No, B for...' Then for the life of me I couldn't think of a single word baginning with B. Eventually, after scouring through my brain dictionary, I chirped up with. '...B for...Bridgeton' She must've been like 'WTF!?!?' At least you weren't trying to bang the operator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Tell me bout it.The bank phoned me today, and asked for my e-mail address. I said to her ''bibbyblair@....'', and she said ''sorry, was that a 'D'? I said, no, 'BEEEEEEEEEEE'. Then she says, 'D for 'Delta'? And I hit back with: 'No, B for...' Then for the life of me I couldn't think of a single word baginning with B. Eventually, after scouring through my brain dictionary, I chirped up with. '...B for...Bridgeton' She must've been like 'WTF!?!?' I could be wrong but I believe BD was engaged in a personal phone call with a girl he knows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 (edited) At least you weren't trying to bang the operator. Is this another case of potential Eurosex? Edit to add: obviously not if it was rude and cold. Edited October 23, 2009 by The Blair-Skint Student 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I could be wrong but I believe BD was engaged in a personal phone call with a girl he knows. Correct, and now wish I didn't know! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I could be wrong but I believe BD was engaged in a personal phone call with a girl he knows. I was talking about phone calls in general. Not much has happened today. It's been eerily quiet. Correct, and now wish I didn't know! Didn't know what? Share your torments, young Skywalker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Didn't know what?Share your torments, young Skywalker. I wish I didn't know her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I wish I didn't know her. Awrite, duh! I had a shocker there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Why the f**k is there some kind of musical event going on under the new railway bringde in Stirling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Why the f**k is there some kind of musical event going on under the new railway bringde in Stirling? What track are they playing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Tell me bout it.The bank phoned me today, and asked for my e-mail address. I said to her ''bibbyblair@....'', and she said ''sorry, was that a 'D'? I said, no, 'BEEEEEEEEEEE'. Then she says, 'D for 'Delta'? And I hit back with: 'No, B for...' Then for the life of me I couldn't think of a single word baginning with B. Eventually, after scouring through my brain dictionary, I chirped up with. '...B for...Bridgeton' She must've been like 'WTF!?!?' Could you not have said B for Blair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 What track are they playing? Anyway they seem to have stopped the minuite I typed that... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I wish I'd stayed off facebook until after I'd watched Eastenders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Tell me bout it.The bank phoned me today, and asked for my e-mail address. I said to her ''bibbyblair@....'', and she said ''sorry, was that a 'D'? I said, no, 'BEEEEEEEEEEE'. Then she says, 'D for 'Delta'? And I hit back with: 'No, B for...' Then for the life of me I couldn't think of a single word baginning with B. Eventually, after scouring through my brain dictionary, I chirped up with. '...B for...Bridgeton' She must've been like 'WTF!?!?' I love throwing operators a curveball for my own entertainment. "G" "Is that E for Edward, Sir?" "No, G... for Gnome" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 WHSmith haven't called me in reply to my job app. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I love throwing operators a curveball for my own entertainment. "G" "Is that E for Edward, Sir?" "No, G... for Gnome" Someone's been watching Dara O'Briain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I love throwing operators a curveball for my own entertainment. "G" "Is that E for Edward, Sir?" "No, G... for Gnome" I can see why you said that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Someone's been watching Dara O'Briain. It was Michael McIntyre! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It was Michael McIntyre! The utter legend that he is, although this should be in the RTBC thread, I am going to see him in DEcember 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It was Michael McIntyre! D'oh. Although Dara did a similar one, albeit using sexual words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 The utter legend that he is, although this should be in the RTBC thread, I am going to see him in DEcember Lucky c**t! I have all his DVDs and know them off by heart basically. I love that man. "THAT'S LEGAL TENDER!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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