Mr. Brightside Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 My mate just text me:"my batterys gunna die any min, can u ring me on this num asap please *number* i need a favour x" So I phone. Answer: "You have reached the London gay and lesbian switch board..." Wee dick. That's a good one. He was obviously fooled by it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Found out today I'd lost my bank card. Must've fell out my pocket at some point at the football on Saturday. Went into a branch of my bank to report it, and the woman asked where I had it last. I could only answer, 'It could be anywhere between here and Peterhead'. I think at that point she knew there had been drink involved. You alkie!* *it's an internet forum. I am taking the piss. Please do not take a break from posting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 You alkie!**it's an internet forum. I am taking the piss. Please do not take a break from posting Has Capy taken a break too. It's all my fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 You alkie!* Hurrumph!!! "Runs away to complaints forum" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Has Capy taken a break too. It's all my fault. You'd better be careful!* *this is a friendly warning. It is not a threat. Please don not take a break from posting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 You'd better be careful!**this is a friendly warning. It is not a threat. Please don not take a break from posting I'm sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Let's all hug!* *This is a hippy offer of peaceful manly platonic love. It is not intended as an invitation to drop your anchor in poo bay. Please do not take a brak from posting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I am loving your disclaimers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 (edited) I am loving your disclaimers! If the site keeps going on like this, we'll all need to put them in our posts! Edited November 5, 2009 by Dzeko 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Has Capy taken a break too. It's all my fault. No im fine. . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin M Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 7-10 days to get a new one. Surely in the year 2009, this process can be hastened up somewhat. I lost mine a couple of Fridays ago and was quoted 7 working days but it had arrived by the Wednesday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 That fucking British Gas advert on Spotify is currently feeling the wrath of my not too inconsiderable ire at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 No im fine. . Glad to hear it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintSam Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Found out today I'd lost my bank card. Must've fell out my pocket at some point at the football on Saturday. Went into a branch of my bank to report it, and the woman asked where I had it last. I could only answer, 'It could be anywhere between here and Peterhead'. I think at that point she knew there had been drink involved. 7-10 days to get a new one. Surely in the year 2009, this process can be hastened up somewhat. I had to destroy mine on Monday after it was used fraudulently by persons not including myself. My new one arrived today. They told me 7 to 10 working days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiwififer Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Went into a branch of my bank to report it, and the woman asked where I had it last. That's a 'mother' question, mine's superb at it. 'Where did you lose it?' 'I don't know, it's lost'... Anyoo, some muppets are firing off fireworks over the park at 00.50 and I have now woken up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Our heating broke yesterday so my dad phoned me this morning to tell me I had to wait in on a plumber [who might not actually be here till tomorrow] coming to fix it.That would be fine, other than being bored and freezing, but I only got an hours sleep last night so I'm knackered and the plumbers he phoned is the one my ex works for, we didn't exactly end well and I've avoided having to speak to him since we finished, I really, really hope they don't send him. I'm hoping the football on Saturday will make up for today being crap though. B) That's all unfortunate etc but A DECENT LOOKING BIRD BRECHIN FAN - Where did you come from? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 That's all unfortunate etc but A DECENT LOOKING BIRD BRECHIN FAN - Where did you come from? As chat up lines go, that's pretty poor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I've got everything on hand to write a killer essay on 16th Century Europe... apart from the opening lines of the introduction. "A long, long time ago....." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 "A long, long time ago....." ....I can still remember how that music used to make me smile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick_BCFC Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 As chat up lines go, that's pretty poor. Haha, I was more shocked. I've only ever seen about three decent looking birds in Brechin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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