Dazzle Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 The girlfriend has found out that she has torn her achiles in her left foot. She also has a cast on her right arm so she cant really get crutches.Am I bad that I find it a little bit funny? Stop fucking hitting her for christ sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Stop fucking hitting her for christ sake. Was waiting on that. I dont hit females. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutton01 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Was waiting on that. I dont hit females. I assume that means you are the giver not the taker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I dont hit females. Probably because most of them would batter you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Was waiting on that. I dont hit females. We will see what she has to say about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I've got the fluuuuuuuuu I knew it was coming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Exactly. Btw, well done chucking the gambling. It aint easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pol Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Btw, well done chucking the gambling. It aint easy. I bet a tenner he falls at the 3rd hurdle And PTTGOYN, it was my uncles funeral today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Saintee Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Exactly. Man up, McLovin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Btw, well done chucking the gambling. It aint easy. Cheers. Man up, McLovin Weesht Austin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Cheers. Are you going to the game on Saturday? If you are, your best bet is just to make sure you get drunk as quickly as possible on Saturday morning, and make sure you have beer in your hand at all times, that way you won't head to the bookies, as you'll be too busy getting pished. Good luck though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I've got the fluuuuuuuuu I knew it was coming. I've got it as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Are you going to the game on Saturday? If you are, your best bet is just to make sure you get drunk as quickly as possible on Saturday morning, and make sure you have beer in your hand at all times, that way you won't head to the bookies, as you'll be too busy getting pished.Good luck though. I am and Saturday will be the hardest day not to bet. I have to pass 5 or 6 bookies going to the football. I will just tell my mates not to let me go in. I might just go into them and tell them not to let me bet for so many years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I am and Saturday will be the hardest day not to bet. I have to pass 5 or 6 bookies going to the football. I will just tell my mates not to let me go in. I might just go into them and tell them not to let me bet for so many years. If your mates bet, then make sure you tell them to get to the bookies before they meet you. It's a bit shite if they all wander into the bookies when you're trying to quit gambling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 If your mates bet, then make sure you tell them to get to the bookies before they meet you. It's a bit shite if they all wander into the bookies when you're trying to quit gambling. They always do it on the day before for some odd reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I've got everything on hand to write a killer essay on 16th Century Europe... apart from the opening lines of the introduction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Just went through the pictures on my spare phone there, some absolute crackers. I've had the memory card the phone uses since I was 17, quite funny looking back at some of them. A few reminders of what the £12 free bar at Candlerooms did to us all as well! On the slightly negative side, there were a couple of pictures of me and my ex. That put a bit of a dampener on things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toma_BullyWee Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I've got everything on hand to write a killer essay on 16th Century Europe... apart from the opening lines of the introduction. Just keep it simple. "Awright, I'm vikingTON, and this history is going to melt your fucking face. Deal with it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denji Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 My mate just text me: "my batterys gunna die any min, can u ring me on this num asap please *number* i need a favour x" So I phone. Answer: "You have reached the London gay and lesbian switch board..." Wee dick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Found out today I'd lost my bank card. Must've fell out my pocket at some point at the football on Saturday. Went into a branch of my bank to report it, and the woman asked where I had it last. I could only answer, 'It could be anywhere between here and Peterhead'. I think at that point she knew there had been drink involved. 7-10 days to get a new one. Surely in the year 2009, this process can be hastened up somewhat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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