Guest The Phoenix Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Moths, stupid fuckin ugly butterfly wannabe's Got one in your bedroom? You'll not get any sleep until you've smashed its brains between a book and the wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Got one in your bedroom? You'll not get any sleep until you've smashed its brains between a book and the wall. Not in the bedroom Mr P. It's just flying about between the kitchen and livingroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Not in the bedroom Mr P. It's just flying about between the kitchen and livingroom. Trust me, it will find its way to your bedroom and eat you during the night. You have to kill it. There is no alternative. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Oh well, that's that then. Bye everyone. Death by moth is kind of cool tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 Oh well, that's that then. Bye everyone. Death by moth is kind of cool tho. Sleep well, bro... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbling Posted August 16, 2012 Share Posted August 16, 2012 I'm far from the biggest fan of Oasis, but this is just fucking horrific. It's slightly worse than the Oasis version. Granted it's a terrible song, but this version is better. Mainly because he's very good. Watch it all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Day 3 of the fear. Got rat-arsed Monday/Tuesday after work with my boss and every 30 minutes or so I've been letting out groans of 'for f**k sake' for the past two days, thinking back to it all and talking complete shite to sexy, sexy women. Then getting stuck in the turnstyle thing for the 8.30 am train home with a rucksack on clinking with booze to tutting commuters will not leave me for a wee while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Topic of conversation among women in work being about nothing other than weans, then they moan at us when we talk about football or burds etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 I think I moaned about this two weeks ago, but my midgie bites are still pissing me off. For some reason they don't clear quickly on me, so there is still a faint, but visible polkadot display on my arms and legs. Not great when I was chatting to a lassie at a work training thing an the first thing she says is, 'do you have chicken pox'. I then had to launch into a long winded explanation say no. She then made sure she didn't sit near me later. f**k sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) People who think that because they're standing at a busy bus stop then it's acceptable to block the whole pavement and mutter 'ffs' when you need to squeeze by. Edited August 17, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) Also, people who mispronounce things, get told the proper way to say it and then carry on misprouncing the word. Mispronounciation itself isn't much of a crime though. Some take it further and tell others that the wrong way is the correct way. - and I wrote that in my doctor's waiting room whilst waiting 30 mins for the nurse who in the end spent 30 secs giving me... a plaster. Edited August 17, 2012 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 People who think that because they're standing at a busy bus stop then it's acceptable to block the whole pavement and mutter 'ffs' when you need to squeeze by. try asda the jewell, the useless feckers stand in car parking spaces and give you looks if you try and park in one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Also, people who mispronounce things, get told the proper way to say it and then carry on misprouncing the word. Mispronounciation itself isn't much of a crime though. Some take it further and tell others that the wrong way is the correct way. - and I wrote that in my doctor's waiting room whilst waiting 30 mins for the nurse who in the end spent 30 secs giving me... a plaster. Two guys in my work continue to pronounce Alnwick as Alanwick despite being told the correct way several times. They're not even at the wind up, they're just thick. One of them also says 'tagnet', when he sees the word tangent written down. He might be dyslexic now I think about it....but that doesn't stop it being annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Two guys in my work continue to pronounce Alnwick as Alanwick despite being told the correct way several times. They're not even at the wind up, they're just thick. One of them also says 'tagnet', when he sees the word tangent written down. He might be dyslexic now I think about it....but that doesn't stop it being annoying. It can't be annoying, This is a disability, thus making it beautiful, i know this because facebook tells me so, incessantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 The one direction I would be happy to see them going is into the sea with concrete body warmers on. A crime against music. However, when a bunch of talentless game show rejects that have been hastily formed into a boy band by a record company mogul can become the biggest band in the world then it's really humanity's fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 (edited) Prospective employers who canna even be ersed reading your CV before calling you and asking f*cking obvious questions.................. ..................if you read it beyond the phone number you'd know the answer! Edited August 17, 2012 by Raidernation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Prospective employers who canna even be ersed reading your CV before calling you and asking f*cking obvious questions.................. ..................if you read it beyond the phone number you'd know the answer! I take it your new job didn't work out too well seeing as you are on the lookout already? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Was never gonna be a long term solution, just need to get some sort of employment record here, but how many times do they need to ask "Oh, you're from Scotland?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Was never gonna be a long term solution, just need to get some sort of employment record here, but how many times do they need to ask "Oh, you're from Scotland?" 7? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 17, 2012 Share Posted August 17, 2012 Two guys in my work continue to pronounce Alnwick as Alanwick despite being told the correct way several times. Erm, what is it anyway? Aln-wick, Annick, Alnick??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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