Gaz FFC Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 From the last two pages of this thread I'm genuinely surprised you're allowed out without a carer philpy. He was wi his Mrs, isn't she his carer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Parking on zig zag lines you say, you absolute monster throw away the key. Try phoning the police next time you need them to catch a real criminal and see if they are as quick. Worst thing was, they were right across the road dealing with something else, didn't even notice the fuckers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Try phoning the police next time you need them to catch a real criminal and see if they are as quick. Why? Do you think the police only bother with driving offences? He shouldn't have parked there, annoying for him being caught yes, but can't have any complaints 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Yep, no complaints. The WPC was a right snooty cow though. The PC would have just cautioned me if he had his way I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Yep, no complaints. The WPC was a right snooty cow though. The PC would have just cautioned me if he had his way I think. No, he would not have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Yep, no complaints. The WPC was a right snooty cow though. The PC would have just cautioned me if he had his way I think. If he'd had his way would you boast about it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 No, he would not have. The wife just said the same thing, it was still an offence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Decided to stop at the bank this morning so the wife could get money. Got a chap on the window from the polis. I had parked on the zig zag lines near a crossing. 3 points and a 60 quid fine. b*****d. Hope your wife went back to bank for the 60 quid, after all I presume she said stop here, lazy ba... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Ehh, naw. I decided to stop there, it was my fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Going to bointo the hotel i always use in Newcastle and where my company had booked me only to find there is no room at the inn. Now i must look out for a large star. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Ikea Is that something you write on doctors certificates? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 All the little brats round our scheme think its the 5th of november already. They started a bonfire near the community centre last night, and then later on some bins next to the units in the industrial estate. Dont know what they are thinking, if the bin fires had spread to the units it could have been nasty, there are garages in the units with gas cylinders FFS. the wee shits have just walked past the houses, headed towards the community centre with piles of wood, next door neighbour has phoned the police. There's been another ned zipping round the houses on the paths on a trail bike, im worried that a kid or an old person will be hurt or even worse. Im sorry, but the council have went to the trouble of trying to organise sports activities and games consoles in the community centre, why do they have to be so fuckin stupid and irresponsible?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Amazingly, the local tiny Taliban haven't set off a single firework & we're now at the 9th October. I've heard there's dodgy bangers doing the rounds (someone forgot to tell them they've been illegal for a while now) from the back-of-a-lorry brigade, so not long now before a few "own goals" to keep the A&E departments busy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 National Trust volunteers that ask if you'd like to know more about the room and then proceed to bore you for 5 mins regardless of your answer. The vast majority of NTS properties have them but the Georgian House in Edinburgh took it to a whole new level yesterday. Halloween has come early to that place too btw. A truely terrifying place to be trapped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Bored out my tits in the uni library while I wait for the missus to finish an essay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 All the little brats round our scheme think its the 5th of november already. They started a bonfire near the community centre last night, and then later on some bins next to the units in the industrial estate. Dont know what they are thinking, if the bin fires had spread to the units it could have been nasty, there are garages in the units with gas cylinders FFS. the wee shits have just walked past the houses, headed towards the community centre with piles of wood, next door neighbour has phoned the police. There's been another ned zipping round the houses on the paths on a trail bike, im worried that a kid or an old person will be hurt or even worse. Im sorry, but the council have went to the trouble of trying to organise sports activities and games consoles in the community centre, why do they have to be so fuckin stupid and irresponsible?? The genuine answer is because setting fire to stuff is far more exciting than any activity offered by a community centre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Correct. Torching stuff is great fun and should be actively encouraged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambo Stu Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Both teams to score coupon is up other than.... Brentford 0 - 0 Crawley Get the fingers oot lads!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 My mate was a bit of a pyromaniac. We used to have lots of experiments with fire and improvised explosives. Sugar, weed killer, aerosols and flamable liquids etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Torching cars was great fun when you were a kid. I'm sure everyone did it at least once. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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