Smurph Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Three day drinking session in Amsterdam - no real hangovers. One night out in Glasgow - My head is killing me and I want to cry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 I'm in Qatar and they can't say if Ramadan will start on 8 or 9 July so no idea when pubs shut down for 4 weeks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 That arsehole Rod Stewart dressed up as a fucking clown on The One Show. Pretend Scottish p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Weren't his parents Scottish or at least one? If so he's one of us. Still an annoying p***k though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Hoover Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 His dad was scottish, from edinburgh it seems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted July 2, 2013 Share Posted July 2, 2013 Semi p***k then but annoying fing c u next tuesday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisGRAEME Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Ask a venue for a venue plan so I can do a detailed map of an event. Get something made in Microsoft Paint back. Really? Like, really? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Ryanair claiming that "over 90% of their flight arrive on, or ahead of schedule." Given that they claim that it should take 2hrs 55mins to fly from Prestwick to Barcelona, this isn't much of an achievement. Also that stupid fanfare the play when they land - makes you near shit yourself if you are sleeping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 That arsehole Rod Stewart dressed up as a fucking clown on The One Show. Pretend Scottish p***k. He also wanted to see Celtic in the EPL in his lifetime. Keep dreaming Rod. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie The Staggie Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Woke up 7 mins before my alarm this moring.....have gone through the whole day feeling robbed of that 7 mins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 On the contrary. I love doing that. You feel like you've won something, you can either lie in bed for seven minutes just thinking or rest your eyes, or you could even throw in a quick w**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Posted this elsewhere, needs put here. People that ring the bell on the bus when its already been rung or its flaming obvious its stopping anyway. Fck off ya diddy ride, seriously! Sent from my LT30p using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 The Wimbeldon wankathon on Twitter by people who have "expert" analysis. And the "British when winning and Scottish when losing" tweets about Andy Murray. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 the "British when winning and Scottish when losing" tweets about Andy Murray. Its quite astounding that people still believe this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 c***s that post links to websites without giving even a hint about what it relates to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I mean its a shame like when Darren Mackie played for us, he was shite and everyone hated him but he was just doing what he loved and it was the manager that picked him to play. I thought that Darren Mackie's real love was the reading of novels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I know this makes me an ungrateful b*****d, but here goes: All my other half's friend's buying tacky 'house warming' gifts. She's got a pile of shite built up from them for birthdays etc which I can't get her to chuck and now we've got an even bigger barrage of tat invading my house. Just bring some food and drink to the house-warming BBQ FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I thought that Darren Mackie's real love was the reading of novels. I totally forgot all about that! Darren Mackie - Reading Champion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Going into my 3rd year at uni and I'm a member of a Facebook group where other folk in your course can help you with your work. This is very useful at times. It can also be one of the most annoying pages ever to look at. With us all being social science students it means there's the obligatory group of hardy har har backslapping folk with their shitey political jokes that I'd wager 75% of the group don't understand nor would they find them funny if they did. It's truly horrendous patter for 19/20 year olds. My course is pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 People who walk past you with umbrellas and almost decapitate you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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